“Déjà Vu”: Sia And Giorgio Moroder Turn Familiar Feelings Into Disco Euphoria

by Bradley Stern

Giorgio Moroder, disco icon, is responsible for crafting some of the most iconic releases of the past century, including Donna Summer‘s “I Feel Love,” Blondie‘s “Call Me” and Irene Cara‘s “Flashdance… What a Feeling.” Sia, singing-songwriting legend, is responsible for penning and singing some of the most iconic releases of the past decade, including David… Read the full article

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Avril Lavigne Returns To Music With Uplifting Special Olympics Anthem, “Fly”

by Bradley Stern

Avril Lavigne is really a sweet, sweet angel sent from above. You see, Av’s been mostly gone for more than a minute now ever since she released her underrated self-titled 2013 record. (Well, apart from supplying that witchy video for “Give You What You Like,” the anthem of iconic teen escort Lifetime original, Babysitter’s Black Book.) But the reason is actually… Read the full article

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Honor Debuts Emotional Video For Her First Single, “Never Off”

by Bradley Stern

So, remember Honor, the elusive chanteuse I first wrote about a few weeks ago who lost her USB stick on the train, which was miraculously recovered by a YouTuber? #TeamInternet After releasing her debut single “Never Off,” the ethereal pop crooner has just released an accompanying visual for the tune…and it goes there. Think you’ve… Read the full article

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“Fuckin’ Assholes”: Outburstney Blesses The Lessers In The Crowd At ‘Piece Of Me’

by Bradley Stern

The Legendary Miss Britney Spears is known for jumping over drama and landing on her feet. But every now and then, things get a little #chaotic in concert, leading to what is considered one of the most wonderful Spearitual happenings of all: Outburstney. Where were you when Britney declared Britmas in the middle of March at The… Read the full article

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Katharine McPhee Is About To Make A Major Pop Comeback

by Bradley Stern

My, it’s awfully warm in here. I think I’m burning up, actually. Does anyone else feel a…McPheever coming on? Yes, that’s right: Katharine “Open Toes” McPhee has been quietly preparing to make a major pop comeback right under our noses — err, lips. The Smash goddess, responsible for providing us with almighty club anthem “Touch Me,”… Read the full article

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A New JoJo Song Called “Far From Heaven” Fell From The Clouds, Thank The Lord Above

by Bradley Stern

At this point, we should all be well aware of the fact that no musical comeback is more crucial than that of Queen JoJo. Except for Queen Janet. But aside from Miss Jackson, it’s all about The Return Of Jo. Any mere morsel of new music that might somehow drop down from the pearly gates and bless our ears at this… Read the full article

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Paris Hilton Just Teased Her New Song “High Off My Love,” And It’s Already Everything

by Bradley Stern

You ready to get #HighOffMyLove? Coming soon… A video posted by Paris Hilton (@parishilton) on Apr 15, 2015 at 1:12pm PDT TURN IT UP AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN. Goddess Paris Hilton, Queen Of Drunk Texts And Good Times, is getting ready to release her new single, “High Off My Love”…and from the look and… Read the full article

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Britney Could Be A Character In Nintendo’s Next ‘Super Smash Bros.’

by Bradley Stern

You know the fanbase is parched when we’re rallying to get our fave noticed by Nintendo. While the Britney Army not-so-patiently awaits the premiere of the Living Legend’s upcoming collaborations with both disco legend Giorgio Moroder and everyone’s favorite rapper Iggy Azalea (“Pretty Girls”), some fans of The Holy Spearit have since latched on to a poll… Read the full article

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Girls’ Generation Kill It Construction Zone Style With Crazy Club Comeback, “Catch Me If You Can”

by Bradley Stern

Girls’ Generation make you feel the heat — that much is certain. Thankfully, even with one member now out of the group (we miss you Jessica Jung — SAD FACE EMOJI), the octuplet has just delivered yet another reliably amazing dose of high energy, catchy K-Pop…and the kind of choreography that’ll leave you praying your faves are… Read the full article

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Legendtina Claims The Country Crown With ‘Nashville’ Anthem, “The Real Thing”

by Bradley Stern

LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (Nashville, TN) — GRAMMY® Award-winning chanteuse, Woman-scented beacon of femininity and the forward-thinking Bionic icon singlehandedly responsible for making Sia relevant Christina Aguilera — born Legendtina Maria Nina Desnudate Goduilera — has officially gone country. To accompany her upcoming Nashville debut on Wednesday in the entirely autobiographical role of Queen Of Pop Jade St. John, the “Ven Comigo (Solamente Tú)” chanteuse has… Read the full article

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