X-Tina: It’s No Dirrty.

by Bradley Stern
filed under: Christina Aguilera


Tired, uninspired, and lamer than ever, it’s the video for “Keeps Getting Better,” Christina Aguilera‘s latest. The video features an assortment of cheap looking mini-scenes pooled together in a “futuristic” fashion, as Mrs. Bratman sits behind the recording table orchestrating the madness with a flick of her hands.

Ironically, “Keeps Getting Better” spirals into horrific, erratic nonsense as the song goes on, making every minute all the more unbearable as our eyes fail to make sense of whatever is happening onscreen. Sure, the video could have been decent had they stuck with any one of the featured concepts, but no…Just mash them all together. Wait it out until the end, as X-Tina pulls a Bozo The Clown gone dominatrix atop a motorcycle (as frightening as described), only proving to further my point: Once a hot tranny mess, always a hot tranny mess.

pixel X Tina: Its No Dirrty.

  • AutomaticTLC

    h8r.

  • Brad

    No apologies.