Britney Spears has filed multiple restraining orders against Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib according to TMZ, yet another step in the road to a gradual recovery.

If you’re looking for more news, you can stop here. I’m taking a moment to make something very clear.

Jordan of BreatheHeavy is an absolute joke.

I don’t normally wish to comment on Britney’s personal life, but considering the boy behind one of Britney’s most popular websites has been mouthing off once more against Jamie Spears, I thought I’d take a moment to briefly e-slap the shit out of him.

Any fan who sincerely believes that Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib were in any way beneficial to Britney’s mental and physical health are out of their fucking mind.

You see, back in the day, Sam Lutfi and Alli Sims were in direct contact with Jordan. They occasionally gave him exclusives about her whereabouts and plans…They even allowed him to come up to Britney’s loft while in town in Vegas! How cute. As a result of the star treatment, the experience brought the two tailcoat riders into Jordan’s good graces.

Fast forward to January of last year when Britney’s family successfully orchestrated a takeover attempt in order to remove her from Sam Lutfi’s control. As Britney was finally brought back into her own family’s hands, the impressionable little sheep from BreatheHeavy began to lash out against the family’s last ditch effort to save their daughter’s LIFE, suggesting their actions were somehow motivated by greed.

Greed. Something that Sam Lutfi, failed “producer”-turned-manager, and Alli Sims, wannabe debut popstar, would certainly know nothing about, right?

Though the paparazzi pictures, quotes, and general persona of Britney Spears over the past three years speak volumes enough about Lutfi’s “caretaking” skills, court papers help prove what a special brand of evil this man truly was. From hiding Britney’s dogs until she was forced to cry for them back, to attempting (and failing) to negotiate ridiculous features with Rolling Stone for millions of dollars, Lutfi was one day away from becoming the Howard Stern to Anna Nicole Smith.

Please, please, please…Do not be fooled by Jordan’s lunacy. Britney is safer now than she ever was over the past three years.

Sure, the conservatorship seems pretty rough. She’s got a curfew, she doesn’t get to drive her car as much as she would like, and her actions are strictly monitored by a team of professionals.

But why don’t you tell me what’s worse: A free-fall back into the hands of a man that once ground up pills as a form of sedating the pop star into submission, or a gradual build up back into a state of normalcy?

The conservatorship will end in time, and Britney Spears will be Britney’s own to keep once more…Just give it some time.

I pray that Jordan will be brought down in time for his sheer sheepish ignorance.

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UPDATE:

In an epic moment of epic-ness, my prayer was timed quite right. Jared of JustJared has exposed Jordan of BreatheHeavy to be just as gullible of a tart as we had previously suspected.

Click here to read Jared’s account of the situation (you’ll need to register at BMK), in which he purposely wrote up a fake set list for Britney’s tour as well as “insider information” as a carpenter for the show to submit to Jordan (who did post the information as an “inside source”, which was later denied by Perez.)

Jordan’s forum, Exhale, is now exploding with outrage. Click to read his response to the situation, which is now (according to him) a legal matter.