Gaga: All I Can Say Is….

by Bradley Stern
filed under: Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga

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UGH EUGHHHHHHH.

Sorry, that’s the noise that just came out.

It’s…the video for Lady Gaga‘s “Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)”.

It seems that if you took Christina Aguilera‘s “Can’t Hold Us Down” video, vacuumed out the filth and STD’s, plumped it full of softener effects, and then peed on it just a little, you would have the video for “Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)”.

I’m sorry, that wasn’t fair. Let’s try again.

Lady Gaga is sort of like that slutty, drunk sorority girl that absolutely no one wants to talk to at the party because she’s too busy trying to bum a cigarette, brag about her vagina, and scream at the invisible DJ to turn up the volume because she loves that song.

She IS trying too hard, she ISN’T different, and she’s slowly sucking the heart and soul from Pop, one wonky outfit at a time.

AND NO, THOSE ARE NOT COOL, FORWARD THINKING FASHION SORT OF OUTFITS, THANK YOU SO MUCH PLEASE.

I have said my piece.

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  • Anonymous

    Oh please, she is no worse then Britney. At least she has some control over her career.

  • viktor

    wattt!!

    I really like ur blog & the stuff u post but u need to stop hating on her i actually think she is quite unique compared to the rest of the stuff that's out there…

    as for the comparison i thinkit's hard for videos to not have similarities nowadays!

  • Migue

    Poker Face is better than anything on Circus – and I LOVE Britney.

  • Adam

    I could not agree with this entry more. this “Gaga person” contributes nothing to music. all she has going for her is timing. she is not innovative, her style is not attractive or interesting, but ridiculous and her music is not groundbreaking or remarkable in any way. She seems to have come out at the right time, but thats all.

    I wanted to like her music, but I just can’t believe how she is being heralded as some pop music saviour. She isn’t horrible, but she is far from the revolution that she is being heralded as.

    I don’t fault people for liking her, but understand her for what she is. Don’t give her more credit than she deserves.

  • Brad

    I’m sorry, I simply can’t agree with most of you.

    I don’t equate “unique” with “re-hashed.” She doesn’t DO anything different. You might as well replace Gaga with Fergie in this video…There’d be no difference! It’s bland, STANDARD pop of the ’00′s generation. Simply OK.

    And if we’d like to get down and dirty regarding originality, Ashlee Simpson’s “Outta My Head” video was FAR more clever.

    Additionally, I don’t dig this whole self proclamation of fame prior to achieving it business. I simply don’t and won’t accept it! She’s got nothing to show for herself, aside from three fantastic tracks that happen to all sound EXACTLY THE SAME.

  • Anonymous

    Who cares if she is original or not.. id still bang her