While I’m not usually one to ride the Don Diablo rave wave, one mere mention of Tila Tequila in the subject line and it was all over for me.

That’s right, it’s the Don Diablo remix of Tila’s schizophrenia-friendly first single, “I Love U”! Mixing in a militant robo-voice effect and a ‘roid raging bass stomp, the chisel-chested chanteuse has never sounded more bitchy or bisexual!

Hearing the single again made me wax poetic, which led me back to Tequila’s “hot spot.” No, not her vagina (insert hot-dog-in-a-hallway reference), but rather her MySpace.

Lo and behold, my prayers may soon be answered!

Tequila’s still cooking up that debut album I’ve been simply craving, according to her latest blog post:

Trust me though….it is NOT what you will be expecting AT ALL! I am beyond excited! Everyone is going to be so blown away because you are all going to be SHOCKED once you hear what style of music I am working on now, and yes, I really want it out by this summer and definitely going on tour.

Yes, I’m sure there’ll be a lot of blowing going on here. Any bets on the new music style? I’m guessing klezmer.

The sensual seductress goes on to mention that her upcoming music tour will be amazing, wonderful, and stunning, including the terms “mindblowingly sexy” and “classy” all in the same sentence!

Ain’t a damn bitch classier than Mizz Tikki Tequila.

DL: Tila Tequila – I Love U (Don Diablo Remix) (Sharebee)

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