And now, the ET Interview with Britney from her Paris show.

Things you will learn:

+ Britney believes the tour is going ‘really well’ and is having ‘a lot of fun.’

+ Britney is apparently now Jewish if we are to believe the Star of David hanging around her neck.

+ Britney gets to pick through a ‘grab bag’ of goodies (read: toy chest) during each show to customize her outfits, which is why the gloves, glasses, and other trinkets tend to change at each concert. Many of these items are shiny.

+ Britney’s stylist teaches us how to dress Britney in a fashion similar to that of a mother teaching her children how to prepare the Christmas ham.

+ Britney has not only designed the outfits for “Mannequin” (colored wife-beaters), but the choreography as well (with the help of background dancer/fuck friend, Chase.)

No words, really…sometimes you have to just sit there and take in the reality of a situation.