The New Madonna Video is Possibly Horrifying

by Bradley Stern
filed under: Jesus Luz, Madonna, Paul Oakenfold

Here now is a teaser clip of the sweet new clip that Madonna‘s about to ‘drop’ on September 1.

The video doesn’t seem to give away much of the ‘plot,’ aside from some background dancers pumping up and down next to a DJ booth fronted by professional eye candy man-boy, Jesus Luz.

But wait, there’s more–watch as Luz seductively side-glances behind the DJ booth to find–SWEET JESUS LUZ. It’s Paul “Rape Me Eyes” Oakenfold in a vintage Madge tee, either acting ironically terrible at dancing or simply displaying that he is actually terrible at dancing for TWO TO THREE. ENTIRE. UNGODLY. SECONDS.

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AHHH! Who decided this was a good idea?!

Either way, it is LITERALLY THE MOST FRIGHTENING MOMENT IN RECENT POP MUSIC VIDEO HISTORY. Don’t you feel a bit dirty just after seeing that? I’m almost a bit nervous about watching the video in full next week.

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  • Ryan

    Praise the LORD that I’m not the only person who feels this way!!!

    I thought the exact same thing when I saw this clip yesterday…

    I’m a huge Madonna fan, but I’ve absolutely hated Paul Oakenfold ever since she performed at Coachella. I was front row… he is the cockiest motherfucker ever and his live sets suck. And, I can’t believe he claims that the sound of Celebration is “the future” because it sounds like the 90s to me. They’d be wise to use the Benny Benassi remix for the video and for radio airplay. This song isn’t going to make much of an impact here in the US.

    :-(

  • http://xolondon.blogspot.com xolondon

    I had assumed it was going to be a cinema verite thing like Vogue in Truth Or Dare, not this claptrap. Not excited about that bad hair or stiff dress either.

  • FND

    NO!!! Its Satan!!!!