A Mathematical Guide to Understanding Adam Lambert’s Debut Album Cover.

by Bradley Stern

Filed in: Adam Lambert, Blake Lewis, David Bowie, Mariah Carey

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Blake Lewis‘ Audio Daydream

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Mariah Carey’s Retoucher

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Lofty dreams.

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Adam Lambert’s For Your Entertainment, featuring the worst album cover of the year…by MILES.

8 comments

1 likeadesigner { 10.27.09 at 7:23 pm }

it sucks!! my god! it’s the same back of lewis!

2 Loïc It's Pop! { 10.27.09 at 7:29 pm }

LOL, excellent post! God, this is an ugly cover. Imagine (just imagine) if the songs are 1% as awful…

3 Anthony Galante { 10.27.09 at 8:39 pm }

I can’t even speak…

beyond terrible.

4 Calen { 10.27.09 at 9:08 pm }

ahahahahahaha

there is no way that’s the official cover

that is giving Brooke Hogan a run for her money

5 RJ { 10.27.09 at 9:17 pm }

Oh Jesus Christ it’s the ugliest thing to happen since the “Hard Candy” cover. I had VERY high hopes for Adam right after American Idol, but so far…he just seems like every other American Idol that’s just gonna fade out. Shame.

6 ADAMA { 10.28.09 at 12:33 am }

I AGREE WITH YOU GUYS.
UGLIEST COVER EVER!
Where are the acne marks?
Enough said!

7 Adem With An E { 10.28.09 at 12:33 am }

Blog post of the year. I love celebrity math equations, especially when done so brilliantly as this one.

8 dan { 10.28.09 at 1:17 pm }

WTF its gayer than him

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