Beyonce ft. Lady Gaga: Video Phone (Video Premiere)

by Bradley Stern

Filed in: Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Video Premiere

Bitches be crazy.

Right now, there’s just too much juiciness to process: The toy guns, the neon, the camera-head men, the copious Beysus breast jiggling. And then of course there’s Gaga, who, I’m going to call this one like it is, looks like a complete and utter crack whore…IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE.

But honestly, who the fuck gives Lady Gaga a weapon? Fake or otherwise, I’m surprised there were no on-set injuries.

I’m actually surprised by a lot of things in this video: I’m surprised that Kermit the Frog didn’t make an appearance as ‘Sexy Blindfolded Man Dancer Number Five.’ I’m surprised Gaga did not cry Gaga-tears-of-beauty during the dance breakdown. I am also surprised that Jesus did not stop by for a quick cameo in the background.

Above all, I’m surprised and shocked that not only did the two superstars manage to keep their breasticles from exploding out from underneath those white leotards, but their massive egos as well.

God…I love this so hard! Job well done, divas.

NOW SOMEONE MAKE ME SOME .GIFS IMMEDIATELY.

6 comments

1 Sebbe { 11.16.09 at 10:23 pm }

ok I was over Beyonce, now I’m back in LOVE with her!!

2 Adem With An E { 11.16.09 at 11:00 pm }

The clip is incredible, but by Golly I still hate the song.

3 Leo Mascarade { 11.16.09 at 11:27 pm }

Like you said ” MASSIVE EGOS”.

I don’t like the video.

I’m a fan of both, but still… I don’t understand why they did this.

4 wohn { 11.17.09 at 2:00 am }

i think they’re try too much.

5 Eli { 11.17.09 at 7:58 pm }

Ugh. This video turned out SO tacky…and the dancing they boasted about was simply them sitting down on a chair.

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