Kim Zolciak: Tardy for the Party (Dave Wrangler Remix)

by Bradley Stern

Filed in: Dave Wrangler, John Lennon, Kim Zolciak, The Beach Boys

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Every now and then, there comes a time in our society when a song is released that changes the world.

This is one of those times.

Kim Zolciak’s “Tardy for the Party” isn’t merely ‘just another dance song’–it’s a new way of life.

The song speaks to an entirely new generation of sound, crushing the formulaic robo-noise of contemporary radio while at the same time challenging notions of sexuality, conformity and racial tension.

If I were told to rank this song against all modern music, it would probably weigh in somewhere between John Lennon’s “Imagine” and The Beach Boys‘ “Good Vibrations.”

THIS IS WHAT REAL MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE, PEOPLE.

For all these reasons and more, I am thrilled to present a delicious cut of the original, the Dave Wrangler remix. If you thought the original was good, check this bad boy out–there’s even sound bytes at the beginning!

DL: Kim Zolciak – Tardy for the Party (Dave Wrangler Remix)

6 comments

1 RJ { 11.11.09 at 10:15 pm }

Do you understand that Kim is going to google herself and this is going to be one of the first things that pops up? Nene is laughing her way to the grave while Kim is taking your post as a big confidence boost.

I don’t know if this is terrible or brilliance…I am leaning toward brilliant.

2 Coty { 11.12.09 at 12:18 am }

I fucking hate this bitch. I can’t believe you are comparing her to John Lennon! She is talentless and a twit.
An older version of Miley Cyrus.

3 Gaga4Braddles { 11.12.09 at 12:55 am }

This “Coty” needs to calm herself down. Everyone knows that Kim is Miley Cyrus’ alter-ego Hannah Montana’s Alter-Ego.

So, Coty, angry-yet-redeemable friend, Kim IS Miley, at least within a post-social-construction framework.

I’d also like Coty to consider the following video as proof, and take an Adavan and some warm milk to calm herself down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dtuRzUVi4o

4 Peter { 11.12.09 at 2:27 am }

I almost pissed my pants when I read this. Brilliant post! Thank you for making me laugh!

5 Calen { 11.12.09 at 3:17 pm }

I love this song, but i’m wondering…are you being serious or sarcastic?

6 Coty { 11.12.09 at 3:31 pm }

Gaga4Braddles idk who you are but don’t patronize me. I can have my opinion and be frank if I want to. You however, don’t need to be rude.

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