Umm,
NO.
This album is absolutely one of the largest meltdown letdowns of the last three decades.
Nowhere in this album is there a sound that produces a reaction in me that says, ‘Wow, they put some effort into this.’
In fact,
My six-year old has created a plethora of more unique, talented, ear-loving catchy tunes with her radio-shack keyboard and her voice alone.

Lady Gaga,
you owe me one, big time,
and I’m not talking about sex, baby. My wife does that thing with me all day and all night for realz,
not with a damn disco stick- (whatever that is).

You best take this money,
fire every human involved in this album,
head to L.A. or even Kansas City,
find a bass player, a drummer, a guitar player,
and perhaps a synth-keyboard master,
get a new producer,
and write some songs with some real emotion.

You remind me of someone who has had their soul scared out of them,
and now only lives to prove to the world that
nothing much matters to you anymore.

You dont empower anyone or anything,
except your wallet.

And, Lady-
even in America- that will NOT BE GOOD ENOUGH
over the long haul.
I surmise all the males who ‘love’ her ‘album’(parenthesized because it has no musical qualities),
are all secretly pedophiles,
or worse.

If you dont own up to the community, Lady Gaga,
I suggest you find a new day job.

I am very disappointed in you,
we put a lot of faith in you,
that you would knock our socks off.

Instead,
you have pissed off the all-knowing consciousness,
and will be punished accordingly.
Prepare to bend over.