Iamamiwhoami: Is the ‘Dirrty’ Girl Truly the One Under All that Mud?

by Bradley Stern
filed under: Christina Aguilera, Iamamiwhoami

I know, I know…I’m a mess, and you probably stopped caring about three posts ago. Whatever. I’m still on the prowl for answers!

In light of more than a few coincidences regarding the viral videos that have been e-mailed to me over the past few weeks, I am now back to believing that this may in fact be the work of camp Christina. Why? Let us explore.

I. The Sony BMG upload.

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This picture has been uploaded on Sony BMG’s official site in Germany. Lest we forget, it looks JUST LIKE HER.

II. The photo campaign.

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According to Ma’ariv, an Israeli newspaper, the incredibly talented Alix Malka was responsible for the cover art of Christina’s upcoming album. If this were true, the videos would fall in line with the artist’s vision: Malka’s fashion photographs are similarly rich with high quality detail and flowing, vibrant color, as well as a fixation on the natural world. While this one’s a bit of a stretch, there’s no way to dismiss this as a possibility either.

III. The video names.

This was the one that sealed the deal for me: If you add up all of the numbers before a decimal and attach a letter to its corresponding number (A=1, B=2, C=3, etc.) you’ll notice that each video has a distinct message:

Prelude 699130082.451322 = (38.17) = (CH.AG) = CH. AG.
9.1.13.669321018 = I. A. M. CH.
9.20.19.13.5.723378 = I.T.S.M.E.C.

More than just a coincidence? I’m starting to think so, yes.

Thank you very much to Muuser Ben, who pointed out all three of these rather intriguing finds–and made me a possible believer in the process.

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  • Stephen

    i’m sold.

  • http://www.shanparker.com Shan

    Oh, I like that the code on the titles is possibly cracked. I was just looking at them this morning thinking that perhaps there was something there.

  • http://www.poplibrarian.com Pop Librarian

    Wow, that is some amazing detective work! That code seems a little far-fetched, but at the same time, that DOES seem like too much alignment to just be a coincidence. The photo and the artist are probably enough to convince me, though…nice work Ben!

  • http://www.twitter.com/ONYP3RF3C710N ONYP3RF3C710N

    I’m still not sure. X-Tina has never really been that… ‘odd’ before. She’s been slutty, then prissy… but not ‘extreme’ in that sense.

    We’ll see, though. :P

  • david

    i’m intrigued, and i’m going to get answers.

  • Ben

    Who could get bored at these virals? They are seriously the best thing I’ve seen regardless of who it is!

    @ ONYP3RF3C710N

    Go watch Christina’s ‘Fighter’ video, parts of that aren’t too far away from this!

  • Ben

    Sorry to post again, but in the final video between 0.10 & 0.15 I can hear a faint echo which sounds like ‘Bionic, Bionic, Bionic…” before the main distorted vocal kicks in and says “Like Hell”.

    Or am I going crazy?

    mp3 here: http://www.mediafire.com/?medm0zwdngm

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  • Ben

    Ummm, although they were hardly going to confirm it’s her before the viral campaign is done, that would be a waste of the reveal video.
    All signs are pointing to Christina, & hearing the ‘Bionic, Bionic, Bionic…” echo throughout the last video is creepy – I say she remains favourite.  

  • Linton

    http://www.iamamiwhoami.com/

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  • Ben

    ^ I wouldn’t be surprised if thats fake, like the twitter – good find though!

    Is this another coincidence?

    This is a t-shirt she wore a day before the 3rd video was put on YouTube, it features a cake with strawberries on:

    http://i45.tinypic.com/33y2ekw.jpg

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  • garth

    rep for christina says it’s “100 percent not” her …

    http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1630492/20100126/lady_gaga.jhtml

  • Ben

    ^ like I said, they didn’t have much choice even if it is her – to say yes now would ruin the campaign!

  • garth

    i think they would just “no comment” it then, not flat-out deny it then, no?

  • Ben

    ^ depends what contracts are involved – also by out right denying it makes people speculate more, it will get people interested again just as people started to except its her!

    Not sure if all the coincidences can be ignored just because of one report from MTV trying to make out its GaGa…

  • freakyberry

    i agree with BEN. It’s my human instinct to believe this is Christina Aguilera.

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  • Ally

    Does anyone know where I could download the 3 songs?

  • http://facebook.com/ed.keawtapan freakyberry

    @Ben, did u become iamamiwhoami’s fan on facebook yet? she got lots of code. i need your help!

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  • Karen

    Poor girl, Christina is SO Mainstream, this is so wild or creative for her. Is more like Lady gaga Stuff, but she is not.

  • Anon

    Lol, how do you feel now? Truth is, XTina couldn’t do something so great.