Marina and the Diamonds: The Family Jewels (Album Review)

by Bradley Stern
filed under: Album Review, Fiona Apple, Lady Gaga, Marina And The Diamonds, Regina Spektor

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The Family Jewels is the debut album by Marina and the Diamonds (real name Marina Diamandis–see what she did there?).

Having just been named the #2 “One to Watch” on the BBC’s prestigious Sound of 2010 list, Marina is about to endure a great deal of scrutiny and criticism under the magnifying glass of the English press with the album’s release on February 22. But is she worth the dreaded hype?

Marina’s full, throaty delivery style has the ability to quickly divide her supporters from her detractors, meshing Regina Spektor‘s quirk and Fiona Apple‘s angst with a heavily theatrical flair. Never one to shy from over-enunciation, Marina tackles the bulk of her debut with a bold, brassy delivery and a dizzying array of instrumentation and sound.

The formula works wonderfully for the most part, as with the gorgeous, slow building “Obsessions” and the electro-bubbly contemplation of “Are You Satisfied?”Occasionally though, the album suffers from becoming all too much (and shrill), as evidenced by “Hermit the Frog,” a jumpy, quirky piano and strings-led number that sounds as though Marina is recalling the tale of her deflowering whilst spinning around a carousel filled with Broadway singers and marching band members.

The highlights of Jewels that shine brightest reside in its beginning and end, including “Oh No!”, “Shampain” and “Rootless,” a rewarding, slower moment of choral coos and ample amounts of harpsichord: “Running with my roots pulled up / Caught me cold so they could cut / What there was left of love / I’m rootless, I’m rootless.” Though just as ‘epic’-sounding as the rest of the album, it’s a much needed comedown from the occasionally overwhelming production.

If there’s a major criticism to be made about this album, it’s not the music, but rather the messages behind them. Lyrically, The Family Jewels offers a strange, if not inconsistent array of tales. “I know exactly what I want and who I want to be / I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine / I’m now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy,” Marina announces in the delightfully explosive “Oh No!,” only seven songs after the seemingly contradictory “I Am Not A Robot.”

As with many of the songs that simultaneously fete and belittle the impossible dreams of fame and beauty such as “Girls” and “Hollywood,” Marina’s bouts of maniacal lyricism and celebrations of excess (“I’m obsessed with the mess that’s America”) too often position the singer as an unreliable narrator. We’re never entirely sure just who or what she’s singing about and, by the end, left wondering whether anything being sung is even sincere in the first place.

Then again, if the occasional contradiction in pop music were important, Lady “I hate money!” Gaga would be nowhere, money honey.

Marina’s debut is full of infectious melodies, bright sounds and fresh, delicious hooks. Even if the album as a whole may be a bit too much to tolerate in one spin, it’s not hard to see that there are more than just a few gems hidden in this box of Jewels.

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  • Mauricio

    I love “Shampain” and “Girls”, great review!

  • Kino

    Great review I really felt the same about her contradicting herself.

    But I don’t understand the tidbit about GaGa. In Money Honey she says she rather have kisses and romance over islands and boats. What are you getting at?

  • http://www.muumuse.com Bradley Stern

    Regarding Gaga, I was just referencing the fact that Gaga, to me, contradicts herself by singing songs about money and fame like “Beautiful, Dirty, Rich” and “Fashion” while wearing couture, yet in the same breath shouting “I HATE MONEY!” at her concerts.

    Then again, “Money Honey” sort of solidifies that anti-money attitude, so that’s perhaps the wrong song title to throw in there.

  • Sylfi

    Honestly, I think that this deserves a 4. There are SOME contradictions, but on non-concept albums, I focus on one song at a time, not the album as a whole. There are some duds on the album (I’m sorry, I just don’t like Obsessions!), but the good songs (i.e. I Am Not A Robot, Girls, Hermit The Frog) FAR outweigh the bad. But you’re right that it’s hard to take in all at once; there’s so much production and the style is so eclectic that it’s hard to listen all in one go.

    As for Lady Gaga, I wouldn’t care if she says that she’s the Russian Prime Minister, as long as she keeps making amazing music.

  • Sylfi

    P.S. I hope you’re planning on reviewing Ellie Goulding’s album when it comes out! And get on uploading that interview with Little Boots! … Please? I can’t live without my favorite British singers. XD

    P.P.S. Oh No! just came on, and I noticed that it sounds EERILY similar to Hermit The Frog. At least, they sound very musically similar.

  • Mario

    only 3.5?
    =O
    In the meantime, I prefer if NME rates it 9/10 and MuMuuse 7/10, than the opposite (no offence..!) =D

    About the message behind “I Am Not A Robot”, being contradictory to Oh No, I think there’s smth we call [irony].

  • http://mrwillw.com will-w.

    i don’t know what it is, but i’m just not feelin’ it. maybe i will in due time… i do love ellie goulding though. she’s definitely one worthy of the buzz.

  • Ryan

    I loved the album. I actually found it extremely easy to listen to the entire thing without skipping songs in one setting. I don’t understand what the fuss is about. I for one don’t understand the Ellie Goulding hype….I can’t stand her voice. I bought her album on a whim and gave it away the same afternoon. It wouldn’t matter if her music was well crafted or not. We all like what we like….I also don’t see why it makes a difference as to whether she’s contradictory or not. That exists in all of us….we all contradict ourselves at times, depending on the situation or the day. She’s mentioned in interviews that she wrote “Hollywood” because she was obsessed with American “fame” culture and hated that weakness of her personality…..the song is ironic, not literal. Her lyrics are laced with irony throughout the duration of the album. Anyway, good review, but I’d disagree a bit.

  • Sylfi

    I see what you’re saying, Ryan. There are some songs where you can tell she’s being genuine (i.e. I Am Not A Robot), but most of her songs are laced with irony. That’s what I love about her music! And honestly, I really like Ellie Goulding, but she’s not all that consistent with her music. Under The Sheets and Starry Eyed are really great songs, but there are a couple of complete DUDS on her album.

  • Rodrigo

    To be honest, I thought the first person in all of Marina’s songs are supposed to be different stories more than real accounts of her opinion. Like, for example, while I could “buy” her singing I’m Not A Robot I certainly wouldn’t buy her singing “Oh No!” or “The Outsider”. As in, first of all, you don’t talk like a machine and you don’t make any changes, and second of all, if you can work a gun please be more convincing.

  • justine

    beautiful dirty rich was a song about gaga when she didnt have money and how she felt “beautiful, dirty, and rich” because she was doing what she loved – performing 
    also money honey is about how love and friendship is more important than monetary and material success

    but on marina i thought the album was great – not the best – but very good 



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