Perhaps it is what my friend Marianna said of the above photo that describes it best:

Only she could do a pose like that and evoke a response no bigger than ‘meh.’

It’s just…I just wish she were licking trees instead of bowls of milk, you know?

And while we’re at it, a teaser video to boot:

From this brief clip, am I right in assuming that this video may actually be an ode to “Express Yourself” and/or Madonna? With the factory and whatnot?

I’m half excited and entirely full of fear–my usual state of being.