May 31, 2010
Kylie Minogue: All The Lovers (Video Premiere)
At long last, here comes the video premiere for “All The Lovers,” Kylie Minogue‘s first single off of her upcoming studio album, Aphrodite.
In case (like me) you were feeling a bit of a drought following the release of Britney‘s “Radar,” fear not:
THE HORSE PORN IN A MUSIC VIDEO TREND LIVES ON.
Just try to keep it in your pants from the 2:30 mark up until the 2:45 mark. I defy you. Look at those muscles! I got you on my neighdar, that’s for damn sure.
More importantly, the cat is officially out of the bag: Yes, I’m in the video. Kylie’s camp was nice enough to fly me out all expenses paid to be featured alongside the reigning disco diva for a few sweet moments.
…What? You didn’t see me? Err, fine. Here’s a screen cap if you don’t believe me:
I still can’t believe it. My video debut–with Kylie! Insane.
But seriously: Is this literally the gayest release thus far this year? Maybe so, yes. (That dove scene really drives the point home.)
But is it brilliant? By all means, yes. An incredible concept and a gorgeous set of visuals–100% MuuMuse approved.
(Plus, it still reminds me of “Slow” gone vertical. Amazing.)