HOLD THE PHONE.

Katherine McPhee has a Christmas album coming out.

It is called Christmas Is The Time To Say I Love You, and will include such sexy chart-topping hits as “Jingle Bells,” “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas,” and “O Holy Night,” as well as the always controversial “White Christmas.”

Bitch, stop playing around and release “Open Toes” as a single already.

I DON’T CARE IF IT’S THREE YEARS OLD. That ode to footwear is the greatest song you’ve ever recorded.

Put ‘em on, let’s go!