It’s Official (Kind Of): The Paradiso Girls Have Split Up

by Bradley Stern


Some Paradiso Girls drama has gone down tonight on the Twitter, leading to the conclusion that the “Patron Tequila” hit-makers have ceased to be.

First, Chelsea Korka (the pretty one) wrote this somewhat distressing and unconvincing series of tweets:

JUST SO EVERYBODY KNOWS!!!!! Paradiso Girls as I know of it is STILL A GROUP!!!!! YES we are all working on other projects and working…towards the future, but we are still a group!!!! You will hear it from us first if anything changes!!!!! Thank You and SMILE!!!! XXOO!!!

Minutes later, shit got crazy when Aria Crescendo (the insane one) tweeted Chelsea directly, saying:

why you confusing the fans ????????? u know the troth Chealsea so stop pretending……be truthful to ur hart for once

She then went on a mini-rant to a random fan, explaining in remarkably terrible English:

interscope don t want the group anymore and that s the trooth Chealsea know it too she is just a bit confused i guess:) oh no she didn t but keep teling u that the gorup steal going when is not and she know it…..but u guys beliv who ever u want i have nothing to prouve i give love to people that love me and i am honest to myself. now have to get back to work but i steal belive that the trooht will com out soon anough;) keep smiling;) ill be aiiiiiiiiight;)

For now, it seems pretty clear the group–at least as we know it–has disbanded. That, and one or more parties in this clusterfuck is hella drunk (and it sadly ain’t me.)

This is nothing less than an outright shame, as “Patron Tequila” is a brilliant tune that never got its full glory. As was “Boys Go Crazy.” As was “Down.”

RIP PARADISO GIRLS. You will never be forgotten–mostly because you were never allowed the opportunity to be remembered in the first place.

  • http://twitter.com/kyladreams KyLaDreAms

    Yet another female group bites the dust…searching for the care factor….ummm, I’ll be back.

  • Terry

    Who now???

  • Artemis

    New britney album news!!!

    I already told you that Britney Spears might be getting “freaky” on her upcoming—and mucho anticipated—album.

    How’s that coming along? Well, I just got word that her team recently put together a “writing camp” of top music producers and writers. They were apparently flown to Dallas for a few days to brainstorm and collaborate on new songs for Spears…

    “I know that ‘Usual You’ off the last album [Circus] has been tossed around like, ‘Use this as kind of a jumping off point,’ ” OneRepublic frontman and über-hitmaker Ryan Tedder told me last night at Ralph Lauren’s Big Pony Collection fragrance launch event at the Chateau Marmont hotel.

    Even though Tedder—who’s produced megatracks for superstars like Beyoncé, Rihanna, Whitney Houston, Leona Lewis and Kelly Clarkson—didn’t take part in the writer’s camp, he says Spears producer Max Martin is considering a song he produced with Dan Black.

    Courtesy: Ralph Lauren Fragrances/ John Sciulli “It’s mind-bendy and trippy,” Tedder said, adding, “I applaud the label for saying, ‘We’re not going to do what’s always been done.’ I think Britney’s such an innovator. She needs to be in the forefront, you know what I mean? You can’t come out with something sounding like someone else.”

    Source: Eonline