CLUTCH YOUR PEARLS, DARLING.

The legendary Countess LuAnn de Lesseps is back.

The 46-year old chanteuse of Real Housewives of New York fame (a personal favorite on the show, along with Kelly Bensimon) first burst onto the dance music scene with the impossibly amazing “Money Can’t Buy You Class” in 2010: A dragulicious, Auto-Tune-tastic speak-sung cautionary tale dedicated to every horrid hostess and humorless bore who dared to cross the Countess–the definition of classy sassy, if you will.

Yesterday, the Countless released the “Chic C’Est La Vie” EP to iTunes, which includes a Moroccan mix (ya habibi, bitches!) and a big fat club mix by L Fontana and G Newman.

“Beauty, class and elegance lie within the soul / Money, power and romance are waiting for us all,” the legendary LuAnn enunciates; the sweet trill of crisp Bravo dollars being stuffed into a Gucci clutch ringing out after each over-emphasized syllable on top of the bouncing beat (which doesn’t sound too far from Katy Perry‘s “California Gurls.”)

Note: I don’t mean to compare the Countess LuAnn to Katy Perry. “Money Can’t Buy You Class” alone literally shits on Perry’s entire discography. (Pardon my French, Countess! Still learning to control mon elegahnce.)

Earlier this morning, the video premiered on AOL’s PopEater–just in time for the song’s release to iTunes. Watch as LuAnn, Kelly and Jill Zarin (and none of the other Housewives because they are jealous haters) get positively nutty at The Borgata in Atlantic City, gallivanting ’round the casino, toasting to life at the pool and just generally getting funky in a hip (read: desolate) club!

Fierce, flawless dance moves. Unparalleled energy. Your favorites could literally NEVER!!!

ALL HAIL QUEEN COUNTESS LUANN.

“Chic C’Est La Vie” was released on June 28. (iTunes)


  • cherrybrown

    You have got to be kidding me? This is worse then Kim Z.  At least Kim has a little pizzazz.

  • Ryan Murphy

    You’re joking? Right Bradley?  This is hot tranny sarcasm, right??

  • http://www.muumuse.com Bradley Stern

    Tickety tack tranny sarcasm that is not apologizing for it.

  • http://twitter.com/Beneboy1986 Alex Farnsworth

    I LOVE IT!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

  • Ryan Murphy

    I love you Bradley… Seriously…

  • http://twitter.com/mauricioplease Mauricio Villa

    Most amusing thing all day!!!! YAHABIBI!
    “Beauty class and elegahnz” omg

  • A_LATIN_ANGEL

    THIS IS ONE OF THOSE “WTF” WERE THEY THINKING??? GOOD GOD, SOMEONE REMOVE THAT VOICE BOX AND HER TRANNY FRIENDS!

  • CalenJames

    I fucking love this bitch. Everything about this is amazing. 

  • CalenJames

    In the immortal words of Charlie Sheen: WINNING. 

  • LC

    Wow I wouldn’t have known it came out if I didn’t check it out here; can’t believe the update didn’t show up on my facebook. I love it especially in the video with the cameo with Jill and Kelly; my newest guilty pleasure at the moment. LOL

  • Shane

    This is fucking HORRIBLE. Plain and simple.

  • Leftbouy

    delusional, this is rubbish