Ke$hus Christ, Lord of Dumpsters, took a moment from her busy schedule of hunting down unicorns with laser beams and holding her hair back to purge buckets of glitter to sit down/pass out and tell Spin Magazine a few of her favorite things (one of which being her own placenta from birth.)
While you’ll need to check out the full article at SPIN, the highlights are below:
FAVORITE PET:
“I want a pig. I want a pig on a leash. A baby pig on a leash.”
FAVORITE ESSENTIAL ITEM FOR TOURING:
“Glitter. I have so much fucking glitter. And blue lipstick.”
FAVORITE KEEPSAKE:
“My placenta. My mom found in my basement, crushed up, and made into a necklace that I wear every day to improve my psychic abilities.”
FAVORITE JOKE:
“What’s the last thing you want to hear after giving Willie Nelson a blow job? ‘I’m not Willie Nelson.'”
FAVORITE PICK-UP LINE:
“Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?”
This woman needs to govern a country.