Watch The Throne who?
In what is objectively the most important coming together in the history of popular music since Barbra Streisand and Donna Summer‘s “No More Tears (Enough Is Enough),” Godney took time out from her Femme Fatale concert in Atlantic City last night to give a shout-out to “a very special guest” in the audience: Lady Gaga! (Fast forward to the 3:00 mark above.)
AND THEN, HEARING THE CROWD’S ROARING APPROVAL, THE HOLY SPEARIT DID SPOT THE GAGA IN THE CROWD AND BEGAN WAVING WITH GREAT FERVOR. UPON SEEING THIS, THE GAGA JUMPED TO HER STILETTO-ED FEET TO DELIVER A HEART SIGN AND DUTIFULLY BOW IN REVERENCE, TO WHICH THE GREAT GODNEY DID RESPOND WITH AMPLE AMOUNTS OF BLESSED AIR KISSES.
EDIT: AND THEN BRIT BRIT PUT HER PAWS UP. (:40 MARK.)
FUCKING BIBLICAL.
Now, please turn to page 116 in your Holy Scriptures:
The Godga also shall dwell with the Godney, and the Beysus shall lie down with the Rihsus; and the Ke$hus and the Cedric and the Floptina together; and a little Selegenda shall lead them. – Flopsaiah 11:6.
L’olam va’ed. Amen.
