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Rihanna Announces New Album Due Out in Fall, Reign Not Letting Up Anytime Soon


NAAAAAVY! REPORT TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS!

No, this ain’t no drill: Princess Robyn Rihanna Fenty is coming back hard with a brand new album this Fall!

Earlier this evening, the one and only whip and chain enthusiast, occasional sufferer of memory loss, and mattress aficionado responded to an inquiring fan on Twitter who decided to ask when Ri’s new album would be Ri-leased. And so she responded: “THIS FALL!!!!!”

YASSSSS!

The tweet also confirms that early plans for a LOUD Ri-release have been scrapped in favor of a whole new record. (Oh, you just knew that was coming…new hair, new era!)

With this upcoming record, Rihanna will have released a new album every single year since 2005 (excluding 2008, unless you count her re-release Good Girl Gone Bad: Reloaded, which spawned the Ri-ridiculously successful singles “Disturbia” and “Take A Bow.”) That’s right: Six studio albums in seven years…and the bitch is still just 23 years old.

And while everyone’s mostly raising their glasses up and drinking to that, I’ve been seeing a few little shady ladies and ladyboys sipping on some haterade and criticizing the RiRi reign for its continued inability to let up. To that, I can only say…

OH, U MAD?

STAY MAD.