Lady Gaga: “Marry The Night” (Video Review)

by Bradley Stern
filed under: Lady Gaga

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From the preview of “The Prelude Pathétique,” I knew that the opening sequence to Lady Gaga‘s “Marry The Night” would be a downhill gurney ride for me.

Lady Gaga’s whole “My lies are my truth are my lies” circuitous pseudo-philosophical nonsense has never, ever appealed to me, and it clearly wasn’t about to win me over now: Her monologue is an absolute groan-fest of try-hard ~artistic abstractions~, and with every obnoxious (“It’s sort of like my past is an unfinished painting”), cheesy (“I wish they’d only given me the gummy bears”), cliche (“I’m going to be a star”) line that followed, my eyes only rolled harder as she went from a girl with nothing to lose to a ballet girl-turned-bad ass.

To me, much of the prelude–from the painfully long widescreen shot of the clinic, to the muffled audio with French subtitles, to the over-the-top absurdities (that Cheerios freakout, anyone?), to the extended Black Swan ballet sequence–reeked of an overly eager Freshman in college only too happy to show off her findings after taking her first Intro to Film class.

By the end–as if to add further insult to injury–as she finally saunters out into the hallway of the ballet school with her newly dyed blonde do, bedazzled jean jacket and that unmistakable bad girl cockiness, I couldn’t help but angrily mutter under my breath the first time I saw it: Madonna.

Seven minutes of pretentious self-indulgence presented as “art.”

Mercifully, once the actual song kicks in, the video becomes fucking phenomenal: From the very first explosive moments–the dirty puddle diving, the fierce-as-fuck posing against her slick metal of her ride, and the fiery kerosene explosions, it’s all systems go as “Marry The Night” finally revs its engines onward.

The dance studio scenes are even more impressive, as Gaga shows off her ever-improved dancing skills (and tight ‘n’ toned physique) to the tune of several flawless choreographed routines.

But it’s the last sequence of the video that really counts (and finally make the video click for me): In two minutes of frantically spliced footage during the song’s crashing finale, we see flashes of Fame-era Gaga, hauling her massive keyboard through hallways, crouched in bathroom stalls, tripping down the stairs and struggling to fit into car doors with her humorously over-sized hats and haute couture.

This is the kind of story I can actually get behind. It’s Gaga before she was really GAGA, struggling flopping, and working her ass off after being dropped from Def Jam. We see her going from rock bottom to an Interscope Records audition–all to get to where she is today. A slightly dark, slightly self-mocking narrative…it’s genius.

By the end of the video–despite my very strong convictions about that opening–”Marry The Night” still ranks among one of Gaga’s strongest clips, and it’s certainly her most personal to date. When it’s slimmed down to just the actual song, the clip will make for a perfect companion piece to the Born This Way album opener.

Take a cue from the meat dress, Gaga: Trim the fat.

“Marry The Night” was released to radio in November. (iTunes)

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  • Guest2

    That was awful. Completely ridiculous and self-indulgent. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rodolfo-Salinas/100002466869029 Rodolfo Salinas

    It was amazing and Kick Ass! Hate it and I will cut you lol. No I won’t, but she gave us a personal account of what she went through when she got dropped from Def Jam and how she rose from that dark day. Well done Gaga.

  • Tommy Thompson

    You got it SO right! I completely agree, 100%!

  • KynkiMinaj

    this is exactly why the last few seconds make me dislike gaga now. I got nothing but a satanic vibe from the last few seconds of the clip and the fact that her choreographer of several years just left her for reasons that had to do with things she thought gaga was going that went against God. IT makes me think that she turned to the devil after she got dropped to get her where she is now. I know it sounds crazy but it’s what her video made me feel. I loved everything before that (that included the song) but those last few seconds ruined it for me. Never have i had so many chills run down my spine.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kittykat3544 Katie Gustafson

    I was so frickin sure she was gonna respond to the “I’m gonna bea star, you know why?” with a “Because i was Born This Way.”  I’m *almost* annoyed that she didn’t!  Once you got past the 9 minutes to WTFery, it was a good music video. I can get behind car explosions and dancing….but leave out the rest. Also glad to know i wasn’t the only having an 80s madonna flashback. Not just the denim outfit, either! Look familiar? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kmH3biPZoXI/Tlw6dAFrexI/AAAAAAAAE-c/XVVgkMTymH8/s1600/madonna.gif

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rodolfo-Salinas/100002466869029 Rodolfo Salinas

    bad girl cockiness, I couldn’t help but angrily mutter under my breath the first time I saw it: Madonna. Really motherfucker! So Rihanna has an album cover that reminds you of oldanna and its fine, but Gaga shows cockiness and you get mad. SHUUUUUUUUUUUT THE FUUUUUUCK UP. OMG FUCKING GOD YOU ARE ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF ME. I’M DONE IWTH YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPTS TO DISCREDIT GAGA.

  • George

    PERFECT review. Haha, trim the fat bitch.

  • Dang

    Capital H.I.M, bitch

  • KynkiMinaj

    she says that stuff but her actions speak louder. Her choreographer leaving her for not wanting to be struck by God, her whole Judas video and the message behind it, her recent UK X Factor performance. She changes her shit and makes her views seem different all the time. and Don’t call me a bitch. I don’t trust gaga anymore

  • unothatboi

    You’re obviously not someone who appreciates art or can recognize a metaphor. Every second of that video had beautiful, soul-bearing meaning. Keep writing your blog and jerking off to to that robot Britney every day, since apparently that’s as deep as you get. Let me know when she releases something you can call “art.” Thanks :)

  • Linneap3

    Great review!!!

  • Guest2

    OH STFU. You monsters are so brain dead and sheep like you call ANYTHING Gaga does art. The intro was so painfully written and insincere you know Gaga knows her fans are extremely stupid and will eat anything she does right up. PUHHHLEEEAZE bitch.

  • Ddematthews

    You say art, I say incoherent mess.

  • David

    Everyone calm down. Geesh. This is indeed “art.” It’s just art made by a very young person. Metaphor alone doesn’t constitute art. I think the gurney intro is kind of hilarious and nothing about the Madonna references is honestly very surprising to me anymore. It’s Gaga at her best doing some funny self-referencing and pop-culture homage. But the problem is that she thinks this is metaphoric and subversive when there is no “symbolism.” The video just tells you what it is (the story of an industry underdog who made it) and could’ve been better as a straight autobiographical narrative (ala Papa Don’t Preach). But instead it’s full of tedious and silly bits that muddy up the message (the embarrassing Cheerios scenes, staring at her ass jiggle in a sunroof for a minute, etc…) I wanted to scream “Stop vamping like you’re on a catwalk if this story it SO important to you and just express something REAL!”
    I appreciate that Gaga is bored by reality. It’s that trait that makes her a great artist. But a little grounding and modesty would give her work the anchor it needs to really mean something.

  • devil666kyniminajneedsalife

    LOL. you need to get a life. that is all i’m saying.

  • Brian

    The word metaphor is thrown around pretty carelessly nowadays…  Her video isn’t much of a metaphor, but Gaga’s conception of autobiography is an established literary technique.  Vladimir Nabokov’s Speak, Memory, anyone?  When it comes to self-recollection, reality is often much more misleading than fantasy, mostly in that outsiders tend to interpret bare objects or moments within the context of their own relationship with the object, rather than within that of the artist’s.  By reconfiguring “reality” the artist can more precisely convey his/her connection to the objects/moments, and in doing so more wholly tell a story.  And, as Gaga mentioned in the beginning of the video, memory is ephemeral and unreliable, so by rendering it artistically, she guarantees her story will endure eternally. 

    On a final note, it really bothers me that people have become so jaded.  Sure, Gaga may be in the more naive stages of artistic revelation, but she seems totally earnest in her convictions.  She’s a passionate–not to mention incredibly committed (rather, incredibly more committed than you douche bags)–and I think her fully exposed journey towards self-improvement/”artistic enlightenment” (I use the term in any context half-wryly) is admirable. 

  • Brain

    Fucking dumbdu-dumbdumbdumb. 

    I thought the final image was meant to be a phoenix, but you seem to have a fixation with the devil…  Perhaps you are affiliated with him?

    HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY IS IN CAHOOTS W/ BIG D, PROLLY THE ILLUMINATI TOO.  WORSHIP YOUR PRINCE ELSEWHERE, HEATHEN.

    In other words, jumping to ridiculous conclusions because someone else started a rumor is ludicrous, and you should feel shame for being so thoughtlessly impressionable.

  • http://www.facebook.com/fendie.taha Fendie Taha

    I gave in and watch the video. Was resisting it when I heard it was 13 freaking minutes. Yes, the intro was indulgent. It was kinda funny at first and all this arty whatever thing that she was supposedly expressing was definitely not targeted to cynics or to win new fans. Her monsters would love this I think. I was too busy waiting for something to happen. When it does happen, since it took too long to get there, I got bored half way. She definitely needs a better choreographer and a new director. I guess the video is alright, couldve accomplished more with better editing but I guess Gaga was just not born that way.

  • unothatboi

    cause that comment made you sound so intelligent. lol silly trolls

  • Dang

    What’s wrong with going against the papacy’s puppet you call god?

  • Guest2

    I wasn’t trying to sound “intelligent”. Just saying how it is….Do Gaga fans have a problem with people just getting straight to the point without shoving pseudo-intellectualism into everything? I guess that’s why you like this video..

  • Fingol

    I actually enjoyed the intro, self indulgent as it was. The cheesiness was definitely there, but I resent this whole idea that since Madonna had a bad or sexual vibe first ANYONE who does it afterward is copying her. I feel like anyone chewing gum with an eyebrow raised is going to have garbage thrown at them because apparently Madonna is the only human being who has ever been that way. Ridiculous. I wasn’t impressed by the dance number itself or the fact that it almost entirely took place in the studio, but the movie-like sequences made this a win for me, particularly the end. Really good video. Her art is certainly still maturing but with the vision and passion she clearly has behind it I think once she becomes more experienced and humble we’re going to see her do amazing things.

  • Fingol

    You, sir, are an embarassingly sheepish person. Your ancestors burned women at the stake and spat on wounds to cure them. Just saying.

  • James

    Well then leave you idiot.

  • Meristem

    Yes so dark living in an apartment her daddy paid for.

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  • humbleopine

    I was not particularly impressed with her videos for Born This Way, You and I, or Judas, though was a big fan of Telephone, Paparazzi, and Bad Romance. Her Marry The Night video – including the opening – cinched for me a hypothesis that’s been rattling around in my brain for over a year regarding her relevance and relatability. Please see this essay: “An Opus for the Warrior Queen: Lady Gaga, Trauma, and the Power of a Pop Mythology.” http://thehumbleopine.blogspot.com/2011/12/lady-trauma-and-power-of-pop-mythology.html

  • Lemona

    lady gaga is overrated, her music is over the top it make no sense she is try to be unique and weird but it is forced it is not real it has no purpose. i use to be a fan but now i see her for what she truly is…A PHONY. Stealing from others and pretending as if she was the first to do it.

  • chasing pavements

    sucks i thought marry the night was amazing 

    its weird when someone tries to be artistic they get bashed and criticized 
    but the pop stars like madonna, britney, and katy perry make such basic and meaningless videos and they get praised???

    you are so biased its not even funny – gaga is an artist 

  • chasing pavements

    insincere???
    atleast she doesnt lip sync at her concerts like britney and unlike britney gaga writes all her video treatments and all her song lyrics 
    whos being fucking insincere gaga or puppet britney

  • chasing pavements

    well gaga doesnt want to be like britney – britneys videos are so basic and so easy to fathom – thats why people who dont understand gagas videos say its too wierd or too complex 

  • chasing pavements

    haha thats why nicki minaj had a totally satanic performance at the grammys right???? lol 
    and laurieann was full of shit she didnt leave gaga – gaga fired her because her ego was getting too big and she was spreading lies

  • chasing pavements

    she worked three jobs to live in that apartment – her dad gave her a year to become successful and in that time frame – her dad didnt give her financial suppport



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