Yesterday, Cassie premiered her long, long, long awaited new single, “King of Hearts.”

I like it. I like it a lot. Actually, it’s one of my favorite songs of 2012 thus far.

Now, the video for the song has arrived, which is more or less a 3 1/2-minute eyegasm of vintage Versace, wind machines, fire, bathtubs, leather boob straps, old-timey cameras and luscious lady lumps. It’s perfect.

For a deeper explanation, I’ve provided a more in-depth analysis…

This is perfect.

This is perfect.

This is perfect.

This is perfect.

This is perfect.

This is perfect.

This is perfect.

Confirmed: This video contains literally zero flaws.

“King of Hearts” was released on February 14. (iTunes)


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