The #1 member of Mariah Carey‘s Lambily is back with a brand new video!

Earlier today, Mizz Nicki Minaj premiered the video for “The Boys,” her fiery, robo-tastic duet with Cassie from her upcoming sophomore album-re-release Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded: The Re-Up: RiRi’s Revenge: Reba McEntire: The Ratchetness.

The Colin Tilley directed clip is basically a re-swizzled version of the puked-up pastel paradise of “Superbass” and “Stupid Hoe”, complete with pink and blue Kool-Aid dyed wigs, ass shots aplenty, a hair salon massacre and endless rounds of Minaj giving us her best “Who farted?” face inside a plastic Barbie world. (I’m assuming that’s just her natural reaction to smelling her gorgeously bottled new bathroom air freshener, Pink Friday.)

But really, it’s all about Cassie. QUEEN CASSIE. And obviously, she looks stunning. Gorgeous. No flaws found. She’s taken time from modeling in bathtubs for Diddy on Instagram to give us Joker realness with the ‘do dipped in green and the purple swag suit, as well as luscious lady lumps for days and weeks in a very revealing white bathing suit. Buh-bum-BUM. I got weird feelings deep down inside. And speaking of deep down..


Oh, this? Nothing to see here.

That’ll do, Miss Minaj.


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  • Greg M

    This
    video is a hot mess, just like Nicki herself but it’s a fun hot mess to
    say the least. Cassie was oozing swag & her looks were on point
    (cept for that nasty yellow hair gel).

    But why hasn’t this killer tune
    charted whatsoever? Even “Stupid Hoe” charted higher than “The Boys”!
    Here’s to hoping Nicki gets her big silicone ass out there & starts
    promoting. It would be a shame to watch a song with so much potential go
    to waste.

  • Greg M

    This
    video is a hot mess, just like Nicki herself but it’s a fun hot mess to
    say the least. Cassie was oozing swag & her looks were on point
    (cept for that nasty yellow hair gel).

    But why hasn’t this killer tune
    charted whatsoever? Even “Stupid Hoe” charted higher than “The Boys”!
    Here’s to hoping Nicki gets her big silicone ass out there & starts
    promoting. It would be a shame to watch a song with so much potential go
    to waste.

  • Greg M

    This
    video is a hot mess, just like Nicki herself but it’s a fun hot mess to
    say the least. Cassie was oozing swag & her looks were on point
    (cept for that nasty yellow hair gel).

    But why hasn’t this killer tune
    charted whatsoever? Even “Stupid Hoe” charted higher than “The Boys”!
    Here’s to hoping Nicki gets her big silicone ass out there & starts
    promoting. It would be a shame to watch a song with so much potential go
    to waste.

  • Fre

    Nicki was great as usual, didn’t disappoint on visuals or quirkiness. CASSIE IS SO DRY! HER VOCALS, the way she moves, cassie is always at a level 5 out of 10, looks like she’s tired or took a sleeping pill. Nothing about cassie POPS, 0 Xfactor from Cassie. Cassie needs about 15 redbulls, her parts in “Boys” are 10x more drowsy than Brit’s Gimme More VMA effort.

    GWEN STEFANI or BRITNEY or RIHANNA …hell RITA ORA ..ANYONE should have sung the hook instead of cassie, or NICKI herself. Gwen/Brit etc could have brought star power, hell I would take Nicole Scherzinger over sleepy ass Cassie. Cassie just never gives 100% from her smile, to vocals to dance moves it’s as if she’s in a constant state of drowsiness or about to yawn.

    Cassie’s whole demeanor comes across as boring, tired, spoiled rich girl. Paris Hilton has more X factor and showmanship.
    I hate hating on anyone, but Cassie is just so unworthy!
    OMG
    PARIS HILTON WOULDA BEEN A GREAT REPLACEMENT FOR CASSIE! The vocals are simple, Nicki and Paris really could have played up the “Barbie” theme. God, why is it that us fans at home come up with better video treatments/storyboards, dance moves etc than these artists’ management?

  • http://twitter.com/JuasaXe Juanes Sanchez

    dude, nicki shoulda have took you on the video, cuz with all the fiyahhh you are oooozing in this comment like dayummm hate much to cassie?? lol it was a really funny video to watch

  • Steve Z.

    If she had done this instead of Starships I would respected this more as Superbass 2.0 than the cheap, phoned in, amateur draft that is Starships. Unfortunately, she didn’t so this is just a slight recovery of all the credibility she’s lost since announcing PF Reloaded and the atrociousness that has followed. I loved Cassie’s vocals on track, but she does have a bit of trouble inhabiting the zaniness that is Nicki’s hyper-Barbie world. That may be a compliment. Leave this world to Nicki and her k-pop b-list my guilty pleasure counterpart Hyuna.

  • Evan

    … what happened to music? it went from nirvana to this shit!!!