Beyonce Finally Sings Live For Once, Then Ciara Steals Her Shine

by Bradley Stern


Though she will never be fully forgiven for her sins in the eyes of the public (and surely not with the Lord), Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter has temporarily redeemed herself by performing the National Anthem live–for once in her life–in front of a bunch of journalists.

Earlier today, the back-up singer for Michelle Williams fielded (THIS IS A TOPICAL PUN) questions about toothbrushes and Destiny’s Child reunions at the NFL Super Bowl press conference ahead of her upcoming concert on February 3, which will reportedly include cameos by popular San Francisco baby boomer dance troupe The 49ers and Raven from RuPaul’s Drag Race.

But before that mess, the “Diva” diva kicked off (THIS IS A TOPICAL PUN) the event with a live, live, really live, non-lipsynched performance of “The Star Spangled Banner,” ending with the soon-to-be iconic one-liner heard ’round the world:

“Any questions?”

Many wigs were snatched.

That is, until Crunk-R&B Queen Ciara logged onto her YouTube account and uploaded the hotly anticipated behind-the-scenes footage from her showstopping tribute to Michael Jackson/”Got Me Good” performance at VH1’s Divas 2012 in December.


And now no one cares. Sorry, Bey.

  • http://twitter.com/alexandergold Alex Goldschmidt


  • Gad

    you seriously need to shut the fuck up cause ur posts are becoming boring and annoying, and u are never allowed to make fun of Beyonce because she sings better than your flop fave

  • http://twitter.com/PoisonBlog Poison Paradise

    like this if you are here cuz u wanna bone bradley

  • SoyAlexPop

    this isn’t facebook

  • http://twitter.com/teblue Teo

    How dramatic of her.

  • Calen Crate

    Lmfao. GOLD^

  • http://www.facebook.com/kennethtran Ken Tran

    Lineysha Sparx knows Ciara’s dances so well! http://thegaybeaner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Lineysha-combined.jpg

  • Brent

    The only thing more devastating than Beyonce lip-syncing is the people on here WHO CANNOT SENSE SARCASM. *cough, Gad, cough*

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172051246 James Smith III

    these post are supposed to be like a parody

  • TJ

    a) no one gives a damn about ciara.
    b) beyonce did sing live. she sang with a pre-recorded track. aka not lip-syncing.