Boomerangs and Broken Dreams: The Return of Nicole Scherzinger Bradley Stern January 17, 2013 Nicole Scherzinger 5 Comments 315 She emerges from the steamy bathroom in her London flat, a hot pink towel tautly wrapped around her head. Completely nude, she basks in the sweet scent of ‘Honey, I’m Strong’ Herbal Essences shampoo that now fills the room. The scent reminded her of simpler days back home in Kentucky: Of running through the mazes in Louisville with Bobo, and the sweet stench of buttery popcorn and fried Oreos at the Coca-Cola Talent Classic State Fair. Would Bobo still remember the promise he whispered into her ear that sticky August night? Even now, she could still feel the familiar, vaguely corn-scented warmth of his embrace. No. Not since the accident at the farm. Don’t hold your breath, she thinks to herself. She looks back down at the laptop and picks at her lime green Impress Press-On nails while trying to piece together just who she’s become. A friend request from Ashley Thomas quietly pops up on the screen and jars her memory instantly, which she ignores. She stares off at her vision board hanging in the distance above her trundle bed, full of dirty, blood-splattered clippings and photographs: A shriveled Puakenikeni, a lock of Melody Thornton‘s hair, a tattered poster proclaiming Killer Love Tour: Live in Belgium–SOLD OUT!” A toothy, sinister grin forms in between her lips. It’s time now, Nicole Scherzinger thinks. Yesterday, the “Baby Love” chanteuse put up a TwitPic to announce that her new single, “Boomerang,” will be released on January 24. According to the photo, the UK will be receiving the song “first” (“UK UR UP FIRST”), somehow implying that the song will actually be released anywhere else. Meanwhile, back at home in America, Scherzinger’s “Pretty”–that song about being pretty that she performed once on X Factor–is still not on iTunes, nor is her Dancing With The Stars single “Nobody Can Change Me,” nor is Killer Love, and Her Name Is Nicole is still available for pre-order on Amazon. Here now is a 6 second clip of Scherzy’s upcoming single, “Boomerang.” Get ready. Share this Muusing:TwitterTumblrFacebookGooglePinterestEmailPrintMoreStumbleUponRedditLinkedIn http://twitter.com/erokawai1987 ~ Justify-My-Sound ~ 6 seconds were enough to show how basic this song is. Next. http://www.facebook.com/WillemHG Willem Hermann why can’t this most annoying drag race reject just fade into obscurity…please JustinMa Alls I know is that I preordered Killer Love @ my local fye LAST YUR. Im wondering if I could get an album or a refund. This is my new year’s resolution. Fré HILARIOUS! One thing though….. STOP HATERS! All you Ciara/Keri Hilson/Xtina and now NICOLE SCHERZINGER haters! Call them basic and flops all day, but KNNNOOOWWW you secretly love tons of singles, if not FULL ALBUMS by these same “flops” ;) No …. But you Bradley… KEEP GOING HARD PLEASE! Your blog is destined to be the next Perez Hilton! I LOVE your original fan fic and felt honored Nicole got a write up a la THE LEGEND — I think you already know her name. Honestly, this blog is so SPECIAL…. the shade filled stories!… <3 PLEASE I'M A HUGE FAN! MORE FAN FIC & more UPDATES of these stars: LEGEND — I think you already…. Ciara Nicole S GAGA – would be epic! Madonna? http://twitter.com/Nuocer Inverted UGH @ these bitchy queens. Probably Robot Spears fans. Nicole is great and I love the song.