Daily B: Starbucks, Sweatpants and Dance Studios, Oh My!
If I have a lot of nervous energy, when I start dancing it all goes away and I just feel emotion. It’s like a rollercoaster. People think that when you go through something in life you have to go to therapy. For me, art is therapy, because it’s like you’re expressing yourself in such a spiritual way. Sometimes you don’t need to use words to go through what you need to go through. Sometimes it’s an emotion you need to feel when you dance, that you need to touch. And the only thing that can touch it is when you move a certain way.
- Hymns of For The Record, Psalms of Circus, Book of Godney 6:3-8
New Britney‘s on a mission.
Over the past month, B’s been heading out and about all over town–from hotel lunches to coffee runs to shopping sprees. And guess what? She’s only just begun (having her fun)! YEAH.
Yesterday, Queen B headed downtown where her posse’s at–namely, Charissa Seaman, one of the dancers from the Oops!…I Did It Again Tour (!!!)–to hit up a church while wearing a repurposed tea doily and provide Spearitual blessings for the common people in attendance. No flaws were found.
There were so few flaws, in fact, that Britney reportedly caused a rupture in the space-flaw continuum, resulting in mass panic from prominent members of the science world. To alleviate the imbalance, Jessie J and Rita Ora have been rocketed into space.
ONLY AN ANGEL COULD BE SO UNUSUAL.
But that’s nothing compared to today’s itinerary. Yes! Today, the bass got even BIG-GAH.
After a quick Starbucks pit stop today (yes, just like the olden days of Blackoutney), Britney decided to hit up a place she hasn’t seen for a hot minute–a dance studio.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
See the sunlight! She ain’t stoppin’! But…what is it that ‘chu doin exactly, B? Rehearsing for a late night TV debut performance of “Scream & Shout”? A surprise promo appearance at Splash for Album #8? Preparing for another leg of the M&M’s Tour? I’m just trying to find out why ’cause dancing’s what she loves. (REFERENCE.)
What is going on in general though, seriously? Braless joy rides? Starbucks trips? Giant sunglasses and dance studios? HER OWN BLACKBERRY? It’s as though the past two or three years never even happened in B world (trust me, I’m more than fine with that). Frankly, it’s just nice to see her smiling and hitting up the studio. The living legend we all know and love is finding her groove once again.
B girl ain’t lost the beat.
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