Britney Vegas

LITERALLY KILL THE LIGHTS AND STOP YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

Earlier this evening in New Orleans, Adam Leber and Larry Rudolph joined Beyonce onstage at the Super Bowl halftime show dressed as Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams. (Leber was the one dressed as K-Row, obviously–the legs were the dead giveaway.) Immediately after their performance, the two snuck into the electrical room and flipped the power switch to plunge the Superdome into total darkness, supplying the first round of early promo for Blackout 2.0.

While all that was going down, the Queen of Pop was busy munching on a yogurt parfait from a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf and tweeting with her dog Hannah Spears because…well, why not? Doesn’t everyone? There’s nothing weird about that! Not at all.

The conversation went like so:

BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

No one can be 100% certain, but it sure sounds like a subtle confirmation of those Las Vegas residency rumors.

In the meantime, I’ve already cleared out my life savings, sold my social security number to a Russian mobster and listed both kidneys on the black market to have enough to rent a room at both Caesars Palace and the Hard Rock Hotel for the next two years. Just in case.

IT’S VEGASNEY, BITCH.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/kittykat3544 Katie Gustafson

    I’m so excited. Also, they never found that stolen Elvis outfit, did they?

  • Brent

    I am so conflicted now. Like should i be bowing, or crying on the metro? My body was certainly not prepared for this sucker punch!

  • http://twitter.com/lordemilius Emilio

    Don’t know how I feel about this… I just need a new era, dammit!

  • http://twitter.com/justifymysound ~ Justify-My-Sound ~

    I’d rather have Britney not going to Vegas. She needs to get in that dancing studio, get some proper choreography, record blackout 2.0 and tour like it’s 2004 all over again, but without the knee-injury.

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  • http://twitter.com/yourbody_ Fraser

    Oh Britney why did you go to Vegas, now I’m crying on the metro /cries

  • Galli

    Britney would do very well to align herself to Elvis and Ann-Marget. Viva Rock Vegas! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKYmOmV9hnE