21st Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party - Inside

LITERALLY STOP YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND SAY AUTUMN GOODBYE TO ALL OF YOUR FAVES.

Tonight, following the annual Academy Awards circle jerk, The Holy Spearit made an appearance at the 21st Annual AIDS Foundation Academy Awards party, rubbing elbows with A-listers, basics and lessers alike.

And guess what? She’s a brunette again.

Britney Shocked

No. I know. No, like, I KNOW. She looks stunning. Gorgeous. (Drop dead) beautiful. So fire hot–a 20 out of 10.

21st Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party - Inside

Here she is with professional cranky pants Elton John, who appears to be thinking to himself: “How did I get so lucky? Why do these tears fall at night? Do I still have my Dream Within A Dream tourbook in the car for her to sign? I wonder if I can ask her about the Original Doll sessions. She smells so good. I bet that’s Island Fantasy.”

We’re being blessed with …Baby One More Time realness, sometimes known as Onyx Hotel Tour Chocolate Brown, thus rendering any other news item about the Oscars officially irrelevant. ARGO WHO?

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QUITE LITERALLY NO ONE IS WORTHY.

More photos over at BreatheHeavy.

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  • http://twitter.com/JoshuaPingley Joshua Pingley

    She is looking better and better. Queen B <3

  • Matt25

    OMFG! Britney! Is that YOU????
    She looks Glam!
    She looks Happy
    She looks Fresh
    She looks Princess’ish
    She looks Bad-Ass
    She looks Sow 8th ERA!

  • Galli

    It feels like Onyx. She could straddle Elton and start singing Breathe On Me and I wouldn’t notice 10 years had gone by! Absolutely spectacular. The Holy Spearit is glorious, the anointing is all over her.

  • Alex

    Oh, well… She does actually look very pretty there and comfortable for once. Very nice, that colour suits her to the ground, I reckon she should keep it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kittykat3544 Katie Gustafson

    Whoever is doing her styling lately is a mutha-effin genious and deserves a huge raise.

  • http://twitter.com/dosomethin2nite Joanna

    So stunning!!! This was such a gorgeous makeover =)

  • Zak

    i peed ’cause of the autumn goodbye reference.