Legendtina Releases “Hoy Tengo Ganas De Ti,” All Other Spanish Language Music Rendered Irrelevant
Hang on to your promotional Mi Reflejo red hair extensions, fans.
Legendtina María Chiquita Banana Nina Pinta Santamaria Whatsaladygaga Goduilera, TIME’s Most Influential Artist of Ever, has returned to her Latina roots.
Latina Magazine‘s 2000 Entertainer of the Year has teamed up with renowned Mexican singer Alejandro Fernández, resulting in a duet for the ages: A cover of Miguel Gallardo‘s 1975 classic, “Hoy tengo ganas de ti.”
The song will be used as the theme song for an upcoming telenovela called La tempestad, and will also be used as the opening song for the Bionic chanteuse’s upcoming Univision reality TV docu-series, LevantaSAY, lotos: Las aventuras de Legendtina.
Legendtina reached out to MuuMuse in an Excluusive email regarding the duet:
To: [“Brandon Smurf”] email@example.com
From: [“Say”] Lotus4LotusNSAFun@snet.net
Subject: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: FIRST LISTEN: NEW BRITNEY SINGLE
Hello [Insert flop blogger’s name],
This is something new, from me to you. (I think you already know my name.)
I know what you’re thinking: But Legend, aren’t you and Pitbull already making history with your collaboration, “Feel This Moment,” which is available now on iTunes? HA! Why yes, and so nice of you to SAY! But I wanted to do something a bit more true to my roots, my heritage. my people and my favorite fast food chain.
This one’s for the fighters, the unbreakable flowers and all the Spanish speaking true lovers of música.
PS: Buy Lotus.
Legendary vocals en español? AY, DAMELO DURO.
Adiós a sus favoritos, flops!