Daily B: Britney Kills The Lights, Causes Panic In The Industry

by Bradley Stern

britney kill the lights

Every time they turn the lights down…

It’s been two long years since Femme Fatale dropped and the room got sexy (REFERENCE). She didn’t mean to keep you waiting, but she’s (almost) here now.

The Holy Spearit is prepping the release of her eighth studio album due out later this year — tentatively titled 8RITNEY, or Blackout 2.0: It Gets Urbaner And Also More Spearitual And A Little More Personal (Raw).

While gathering together vanilla candles and Christmas-scented potpourri for our nightly prayers last night, the Britney Army/Spearitual Soldiers/Godney Warriors/Spearleaders suddenly found themselves in the middle of a BLACKOUT all over again as Godney decided to kill the lights (REFERENCE) across all her social channels, replacing all her backgrounds with a black screen on her Google+, Twitter, YouTube and Facebook pages.

Blackout 2.0, bitch. This is what music scholars refer to as “The calm before the Stormney.”

Meanwhile, the “Oops!…” Living Legend is putting in werk at the dance studio for something special.

What’s she rehearsing? Hmm. All I know is that she better…



  • http://soundcloud.com/belanger Belanger


  • Noman Ahmad

    Apparently she’s collaborating with Miley Cyrus. Let’s all pray that it’s not on this album.

  • Johnny

    SOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!! AAAAAHHHH Blackout 2.0 Is coming to snatch weaves, wigs and tracks on it’s way! I seriously can’t wait for the new single! :O

  • Felipe

    Her channel in Youtube went black too!! #Blackout2.0

  • IAmYourLeader

    So I guess it really is called Werk?

  • Teo

    I just feel the adrenaline running through my veins. I’m so ready for this.

  • Lucho

    Please Godney do not collaborate with Miley…

  • ED


  • http://twitter.com/Carlos_Rosso Carlos Rosso

    Werk?? that sounds so cheesy :S

  • Galli

    If she calls the album Werk, I will develop the stigmata for sure. Godney, why hast thou forsaken me?

  • http://twitter.com/yayjulian yayjulian

    HURRY B!

  • Legend X

    Oh Britney, drawing inspiration from Miley I see!! is that what music has come to. #TackyMess