Daily B: Britney Kills The Lights, Causes Panic In The Industry

britney kill the lights

britney kill the lights

Every time they turn the lights down…

It’s been two long years since Femme Fatale dropped and the room got sexy (REFERENCE). She didn’t mean to keep you waiting, but she’s (almost) here now.

The Holy Spearit is prepping the release of her eighth studio album due out later this year — tentatively titled 8RITNEY, or Blackout 2.0: It Gets Urbaner And Also More Spearitual And A Little More Personal (Raw).

While gathering together vanilla candles and Christmas-scented potpourri for our nightly prayers last night, the Britney Army/Spearitual Soldiers/Godney Warriors/Spearleaders suddenly found themselves in the middle of a BLACKOUT all over again as Godney decided to kill the lights (REFERENCE) across all her social channels, replacing all her backgrounds with a black screen on her Google+, Twitter, YouTube and Facebook pages.

Blackout 2.0, bitch. This is what music scholars refer to as “The calm before the Stormney.”

Meanwhile, the “Oops!…” Living Legend is putting in werk at the dance studio for something special.

What’s she rehearsing? Hmm. All I know is that she better…