SWEET BABY JESUS ON THE STAIRS.
Moments ago, “I Don’t Give A” Queen Of Pop Madonna took some time away from reading her 22-volume Zohar to post an Instagram. Not a bathroom selfie this time — but rather sheet music, for a song called “Messiah.”
“Coming soon……..#promise #keep#sorceress#deep” she captioned the photo. #DEEP, INDEED.
We know Madge stans for all things pious and/or blasphemous — from “Like A Prayer” to “I’m A Sinner” to a rumored Natalia Kills collabo “Holy Water” — so it’s really no surprise that she’s calling upon the promised deliverer once again in her latest work.
Unless, of course, she’s referring to herself, which is also accurate.
But is it really coming soon? Is this a single? Is the messiah also an #UnapologeticBitch?
Let us get on our knees and pray.
UPDATE: SONG PREVIEW. “Magic makes the people come together yaaaaaaaasssssssssss. #messiah.” STRINGS.
THE POWER OF MDNA COMPELS YOU.
