RIHANNA NAVY…WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

On November 22, we found love in a hopeless music industry when Bajan Illuminati Size Queen Navy Commander Princess Rihanna unleashed her glorious sixth studio album: Talk That Talk.

Now I’m all drunk on love (did you read the MuuMuse review yet?), and I’ve gained approximately 750 pounds from all the birthday cakes I keep baking and eating every five seconds (I love it).

But we all want love, don’t we? DON’T WE? Or am I just a fool in love? Didn’t think so. That’s why…

MuuMuse is proud to be giving away ONE AUTOGRAPHED COPY of Rihanna’s sixth studio album, Talk That Talk.

To enter to win, watch ‘n’ learn: Simply follow me on Twitter at @MuuMuse and tweet me with the following phrase…

Yo @MuuMuse: You da one that I think about alway-ay-ays! Now give me that signed @Rihanna CD, bitch! #TalkThatTalk http://bit.ly/s3Ddov

One winner will be randomly selected and notified on December 29. US entries only, please!

Good luck and godspeed. Now roc me out!

Yesterday morning, I posted my Top 25 Albums of 2011. (Did you read it yet?)

From what I’ve gathered in the comments section, some of you were very pleased with the final ranking, some of you were positively blind with anger (“BIASED!!!”), and most of you were quite simply happy to be here.

But however you feel about my list, I want you to enjoy the albums that I loved this year. That’s why I’m going ahead and giving away all Top 10 of my favorite records this year–in physical form!

MuuMuse is proud to be giving away
all Top 10 Albums of 2011.

To enter to win, send me an email with the subject line “TOP 10 2011″ with your Top 10 albums of 2011 and why you picked ‘em. One winner will be selected and notified on January 1, 2012. (International entries are OK!)

Remember: Your list can look just like mine or entirely different–I really don’t care! Just pick the albums you genuinely loved, ’cause that’s all that really matters.

Good luck, godspeed, and keep on dancing till the world ends!

Last weekend, my bloggy BFFL Jon ALi and I went on a road trip to Boston. And in between the scream-singing of a majority of Talk That Talk (and some Kat DeLuna, but we’re not talking about that right now), Jon played me some of his favorite mixes from Mademoiselle Gaga‘s brand new remix album: Born This Way: The Remix.

The entire remix package is actually a pretty schweet deal, full of both throbbing, cardio-friendly House cuts and unconventionally moody re-inventions of the originals.

Along with offerings by some of MuuMuse’s favorite acts (including Hurts and Goldfrapp), instant favorites from the bunch include the haunting, dissonant re-rub of “Marry The Night” by The Weeknd & Illangelo, the brooding Depeche Mode-esque “Bloody Mary” mix by The Horrors and the reliably amazing throbbing mix of “Edge of Glory” by Sultan & Ned Shepard (who’ve worked on countless smashes with MuuMuse favorite Nadia Ali).

But my all-time favorite of the bunch so far is “Electric Chapel,” a track I’d never paid much attention to when listening to Born This Way. As it turns out, the remix was crafted by Two Door Cinema Club, the UK indie-pop trio that I “Introduuced” in the early, early days of MuuMuse back around January of ’09. (I know…positively ancient!)

As Jon explained before hitting play, the “Electric Chapel” mix is basically the ultimate stripper anthem. In fact, I’ve already assembled a tasteful nun habit to perform the mix during my nightly revue at The Cock, so watch out for that.

ANYWAY…

To celebrate the release, MuuMuse is giving away FIVE COPIES of Born This Way: The Remix.

To enter to win, follow me on Twitter (@MuuMuse) and tweet me with the following phrase:

I want to be born again with @MuuMuse! #BornThisWayTheRemix http://bit.ly/uBEEUi

Five winners will be selected and notified on Tuesday, November 29. US entries only, please.

NOW DANCE, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.

Born This Way: The Remix was released on November 21. (iTunes)

Today, our glorious and all-knowing Illuminati Navy Commander Princess RiRi has finally unleashed her sixth studio album, Talk That Talk. IT’S A CELEBRATION, BITCHES! Now which one of you baked the birthday cake?

If you didn’t know all this already…um, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! Check out the MuuMuse review right now! I’m drunk on love–with the album, that is! Just kidding. I’m also drunk right now.

That’s why I want to share the love with YOU, ’cause you da one that I dream about all da-a-ay!

MuuMuse is proud to be giving away 5 COPIES of the standard edition of Talk That Talk.

Want to enter to win? Watch n’ learn: Just follow me on Twitter (@MuuMuse) and show me your cockiness (I love it) by tweeting me with the following phrase:

I love it, I love it, I love it when you tweet it @MuuMuse! #TalkThatTalk

Five winners will be randomly selected and notified on Monday, November 28. US entries only, please!

Go on: Do ya thang and enter now! Who knows? You might find love in a hopeless place. Good luck and farewell!

Talk That Talk was released on November 21. (iTunes)

In case you’ve been living under THE WORLD’S BIGGEST ROCK EVER, you already know that Queen JoJo‘s just released a brand new single: “Disaster,” the lead track from her upcoming album Jumping Trains.

As I’ve established previously in my review of the single, “Disaster” is an amazing pop song. Thoroughly so.

Now, the song can be yours in the physical sense.

MuuMuse is proud to be giving away TWO COPIES
of JoJo’s new single, “Disaster.”

To enter to win, follow me on Twitter at @MuuMuse and tweet the following phrase:

I’m burning up forever and always with @MuuMuse! #Disaster http://bit.ly/rrAn03

Two winners will be selected and notified on Thursday, November 17.

And if you haven’t already caught the accompanying video (yes, I do consider you less of a person if you haven’t), you can still watch it now. Your body will thank you for it later.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be jumping trains.

GOOD LUCK!

“Disaster” was released on September 6. (iTunes)