Britney Spears Is Now A Profoundly Single Mermaid With A Foot Fetish

by Bradley Stern

The mermaid life 🐠 A photo posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Aug 20, 2015 at 11:38am PDT ALL AROUND THE SEA, PRETTY MERMAIDS. WIPE THE SHORE WITH ALL THE CLAMS. WHIP THE TAIL, BRING THE KRILL…WE’RE JUST SO FISHY! Ever since The Legendary Miss Britney Spears became Rainbowney, everything is magical. The fire in… Read the full article

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‘Someday (I Will Understand)': A Look Back at Britney’s Personal Pregnancy Ode A Decade Later

by Bradley Stern

A decade ago, Nostradamusney saw it all in her baby.

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Britney Is Rainbowney Now And Everything Is Magical

by Bradley Stern

Ever since Brit debuted her very #trendy mermaid lewk, she’s absolutely slaying the ‘Piece Of Me’ stage. All hail Rainbowney!

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Nineney Watch: Mustard On The Brit, Bitch

by Bradley Stern

Is Brit Brit about to deliver something more urban once again?

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The ‘Mystery Show’ Podcast Cracks A Case About Britney

by Bradley Stern

The ever-mysterious Miss Britney Spears is the subject of an episode of ‘Mystery Show.’

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Britney Made Tyson Beckford, And Also Me, Her Bitch at ‘Piece Of Me’

by Bradley Stern

There comes a point in every man’s life when the Living Legend he’s worshipped for nearly two decades ties a leash around his neck, throws him down on all fours and drags him across the stage of her Las Vegas residency. That moment, for me, came last weekend. But more on that in just a moment! Because first,… Read the full article

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On Britney and Iggy’s “Pretty Girls” Video…

by Bradley Stern

The Legendary Miss Britney Spears and her new, possibly Australian friend I-G-G-Y have crash-landed with their intergalactic cinematic masterpiece “Pretty Girls,” and one thing’s for certain… THEY’RE JUST SO SILL-AY. No, but really: Support my journey and go read my GIF-by-GIF review on PopCrush. A lot of (good) things are happening. Love you. Praise Godney.… Read the full article

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