LITERALLY STOP YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND ROCK THE SPOTS.
IT IS FINALLY UPON US: Nearly five months after filming with Ray Kay, The Holy Spearit has at long last blessed us with the complete “Till The World Ends” Twister Remix video.
And obviously, it is everything.
As we, the chosen people of Godney, prepare our bodies for the impending pop revolution known as “Sexy Sexy”–a song that was likely recorded in a sports jacket and a sparkly diaper–we’ve just been blessed with a lil’ bit of Britmas.
After seemingly dozens of behind-the-scenes photographs, tweets, and videos, the time has finally come: The commercial for Britney’s game-changing Twister Dance, has leaked. (Not to be confused with the full music video for “Till The World Ends (Twister Dance Remix)”, which arrives tomorrow at midnight at RockTheSpots.com.)
Remember to breathe (on me) and hold your body (against me), because you don’t even know (what it’s like to be me).
HUSH. JUST. STOP. (YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.)
It’s been a while since Godney graced the cover of a magazine…but she’s here now.
To tie in with the premiere of X Factor next week, along with the debut of her new love elixir Fantasy Twist, as well as her game-changing game changer Twister Dance, Promoney is hitting the shelves as the cover girl of the October issue of Elle Magazine.
This morning, photos of both the cover and inside spread hit the Interwebz. And after extensive analysis and testing via state-of-the-art technology, it was concluded among the scientific elite that not even a single flaw could be found in any pixel of these photographs. (On a related note, Amy–who many are still seeking–has not been found, either.)
SIT DOWN, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CEASE ALL OF YOUR BODILY PROCESSES BECAUSE QUITE LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE MATTERS RIGHT NOW.
In an effort to pull us out from under (REFERENCE) the basic, reductive heaps of sub-par pop we’ve had to endure over the past Brit-less year, the Sensual Seductress, the Enchanting Mistress, the Legendary Miss Britney Spears has briefly stepped away from her throne at the judge’s table on X Factor to smite lessers, break the ice and snatch all wigs with a feature on will.i.am‘s upcoming single–her first feature on an official single, ever.
While your faves were busy being irrelevant this week–perhaps dying their hair no1curr brunette or coming on board as a judge for a flop singing reality show that isn’t X Factor–Godney has been busily preparing to radiantly bless our screens in September with the season premiere of X Factor, the promotional clip for her new magical elixir Fantasy Twist, and most importantly, the long-awaited video/commercial for her game-changing game changer, Twister Dance.