OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAW, Y’ALL.

HOOOOOKAY, SO: This is the 30-second teaser for Britney‘s “I Wanna Go,” directed by Chris Marrs Piliero.

Queen B’s whippin’ her mic back and forth in this sexy, colorful new tease ahead of the full video, which is shaping up to look something like the love-child of “I Love Rock & Roll” aand a touch of the Pussycat Dolls‘ “When I Grow Up” (you know, we never did get to see that cameo!)

How ridiculously gorgeous does she look here?! I mean, talk about HOTNEY GODNEY! Body’s looking so sick..I think I caught the flu! Flawless beauty remains flawless, etc.

Most importantly, um…Crossroads 2: Cross Harder? So Sillyney! STAN BOY DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE!

I AM SLAYED.

I’m swooning already. Praise Godney Jeansus.

The full video for “I Wanna Go” will be released on Wednesday, June 22.

2011: YEAR OF THE SPEARS.

“I Wanna Go” was released to radio in June. (iTunes)

BOW THE FUCK DOWN: YOU’RE IN GODNEY’S HOUSE NOW.

Last night, you may or may not have noticed/unfollowed me after seeing a flurry of tweets like this during Britney‘s opening night on the Femme Fatale Tour in Sacramento, California.

If you didn’t, you missed quite the experience as myself and a million other stans remained glued to a mouthy Nicki Minaj stan’s UStream account, where he was broadcasting the entire concert from his phone (give or take about a dozen or so lost connections.)

While the photos started rolling in from the crowd, we pussy popped to the almighty tour remixes blaring from the shaky, low quality stream and shook/cried in sheer awe of the LIVE. VOCALS. (Maybe. Some of the more dubious suggest they’re only raw prerecorded vocals, but I choose to believe that every fluttery improvised riff and slight voice faltering was live. Regardless, the vocals for each song were certainly new.)

We gasped! We cried! We screamed! We cheered! But most of all, we bowed down in reverence to the Almighty Godney who is, in every respect, back.

Above, watch Britney opening the show with “Hold It Against Me” (and fucking DANCING, might I add), having some serious fun on stage with “How I Roll,” singing an absolutely live rendition of “Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Know” (I cried, real talk), followed by her phoenix-rising-from-the-ashes moment: “Gimme More.” I absolutely can’t. I get chills watching every single time!

While you’re at it, watch every video from YouTube user, MrBritneyIcon. And for more photos, check out Just Jared.

So incredibly proud to be a fan in this moment. I couldn’t be happier–this is why she’ll always be my number one!

Now Britney, hurry up and get your ass over to the East Coast…NOW!

LEGEND. QUEEN. ICON. PERFECTION. GODDESS.

2011: YEAR OF THE SPEARS.

YASSSSSSSSS! PRAISE GODNEY.

It’s official: The video for Britney‘s third Femme Fatale single, “I Wanna Go,” will be premiering on MTV next Wednesday…at 6 A.M. (Oh?! Prime viewership time?!)

From Billboard.biz:

Britney Spears’ official “I Wanna Go” video will make its MTV premiere at 6 a.m. ET on June 22, sliding in just in time to qualify for this year’s MTV Video Music Awards.

The eligibility period for the MTV Video Awards closes June 24, which has resulted in a pile-up of video premieres over the last two weeks.

Perfect. Stellar. Flawless. Legendary. Cannot even wait.

GOOD LUCK TONIGHT, BRIT BRIT!!!

OH MY GODNEY. So much happening, so little time…

***TOUR SPOILER ALERT!***

Okay, so first of all: On Friday night, several journalists and bloggers got to attend an exclusive dress rehearsal of the tour, including JustJared, E!, Pink Is The New Blog, BreatheHeavy and Perez Hilton.

BreatheHeavy’s Jordan says that Britney sings “live for most of it” which is an absolute treat (and suggests that Team B may actually be hearing our prayers!) and that The Femme Fatale Tour is very true to the album’s name: Britney is “armed and dangerous,” wielding weapons and getting chased down by stalkers and the paparazzi in a hi-octane chase around the globe. Pink Is The New Blog‘s Trent reports that there are large vehicles all over the set, and that “Gimme More” is staged in a huge way. And Perez–once he got over talking about himself–admitted that Britney “seemed to be enjoying herself” and that The Femme Fatale Tour is “way better than the last tour.”

And now, the tour setlist, courtesy of Just Jared:

1.) Hold It Against Me
2.) Up N’ Down
3.) 3
4.) Piece of Me
5.) Big Fat Bass
6.) How I Roll
7.) Lace and Leather
8.) If You Seek Amy
9.) Gimme More
10.) Drop Dead Beautiful
11.) He About To Lose Me
12.) Boys (Remix)
13.) Don’t Let Me The Last To Know
14.) Baby One More Time
15.) S&M
16.) Trouble For Me
17.) I’m A Slave 4 U
18.) Burning Up (Madonna cover)
19.) I Wanna Go
20.) Womanizer
21.) Toxic
22.) Till The World Ends

First of all: “GIMME MORE.”

Second of all: BONUS TRACKS. “Up N’ Down”? “He About To Lose Me”?! Slayed. Also, the inclusion of “Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Know” is utterly brilliant. OH! And “Lace and Leather”! And “Burning Up”!!!

In addition, Britney‘s team has been uploading exclusive content for the past 7 days in honor of the countdown ’til the first show of The Femme Fatale Tour.

The latest, the “Dance & Choreography” video, gives us a sneak peek behind-the-scenes as the show’s choreographers and 16 (!) dancers prepare their routines for the show. Looks like some familiar faces are coming back on the road (Oh, I SEE you Cat Rendic, Luke Broadlick and Chase Benz!), and the routines look pretty MAYJAH!

And finally, check out this mini-interview that just aired on ITV’s morning program Daybreak, in which we get a glimpse of a gold-clad Britney performing “Gimme More” (I see some serious energy in those thrusts!), giggling and smiling about the tour, and generally remaining Cuteney.

IT’S TOO HOT AND I NEED SOME AIR…

NO, BUT SERIOUSLY: SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

This is a fanmade remix of Britney‘s cover of Madonna‘s “Burning Up.”

Britney Spears – Burning Up (Nick Mixshow Edit) by adamo-filipe

The Godney vocal stems leaked in full, while the original music has not yet spilled. The mix above was crafted by frequent (unofficial) Brit Brit mixer, Nick.

I’m being told the track is to be an interlude from the upcoming Femme Fatale Tour.

THE HOLY MADGE AND THE HOLY SPEARIT: TOGETHER AGAIN AS ONE.

Tears in my eyes. It’s simply too beautiful. It’s just too much. I can’t. I’m actually dead writing this right now.

2011: YEAR OF THE SPEARS.

SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

In case you haven’t noticed my flailing, an (alleged) 11-second snippet of Godney Spears covering The Holy Madge‘s legendary 1983 single “Burning Up” has just come up for air.

ARE YOU EVEN BREATHING RIGHT NOW? CAN YOU EVEN? Because I literally cannot. Can is what I cannot do.

This HAS to be real–those are unmistakably the fluttery croons of Queen B! She sounds so flawless and iconic. Imagine: The Princess and The Queen, united once again again by the Holy Spearit!

Please, dear sweet Pop Gods: Let this be used in the upcoming Femme Fatale Tour in some way! Studio version, PLEASE!!! 

I AM DEAD.COM/BURIED.

AN ADORABLE GODNEY APPEARS!

In advance of the ET interview with Britney airing tomorrow, there’s this: A completely adorable clip of an awestruck Queen B perusing the Femme Fatale Tour stage and getting positively giddy.

Watch as the living legend gets a complete tour of the stage–Coke in hand–gasping and grinning at all the bells and whistles on set. By the end, Britney gets a booming display of the stage’s mega-sized video screens and laser lights while an electrifying remix of “Hold It Against Me” booms overhead (which sounds amazing, by the way!)

And yes, that’s Brit Brit sneaking a kiss from Jason at the 3:05 mark! GOTCHU ON MAH RADAR CANDID CAMERA, B.

God, she’s SO cute and SO excited! Yet the performances this era…oh, Britney! Ever the enigma. Down and up and down and up and down and up and down…

Whatever! I will always be there, B!

“I Wanna Go” was released to radio on June 6. (iTunes)

I, I, I wanna go, oh–OH!

It’s the official single cover for Britney‘s third single from Femme Fatale, “I Wanna Go”!

I’m la-la-loving the Avril-esque colored extensions and rocker chick Mickey Mouse top look for Queen B! What a total Badassney.

According to Britney.com, “I Wanna Go” has hit radio stations TODAY–so drop the baby you’re holding, dial into your local stations and requesting the song like mad! (If you don’t, I will literally come after you. Swear to God…)

SOOPAH CUTENEY!

“I Wanna Go” was released to radio on June 6. (iTunes)