That being said, Britney’s in good shape. Her father’s been keeping her in line for the past few weeks, and her only escape is the dance studio. She’s been at Millenium just about every day. She’s also teaching a class for children there, and the interviews with the studio owner and the children’s parents have been overwhelmingly positive.
In her latest trip to the studio, she was pictured carrying her own CD, Blackout. As we know, “Break The Ice” is the next intended single. There’s rumor abound that she’s been fighting Jive to release “Hot As Ice” instead, but that wouldn’t surprise me in the least. She fights with them for nearly every single release.
Jason Nevins has already posted a snippet of his remix on his Myspace, and it’s synth-rock heaven. Nevins’ remixes are generally heavy on the guitars, and this one is no exception. So if you’re looking for an alternative to trance-happy dub mixes, then look no further than the Nevin’s mix.
But besides all that, Brit’s been just dandy. A little too dandy. No, don’t jinx it. Don’t jinx it.
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Song Credit: Shameless@BMK
Okay, you can call this one a comeback. Britney has been shocking me daily by actively participating in positive decisions, starting with the completion two of the four hair styling appointments to rejuvenate her sorely damaged hair. Pictured above is the mid-result…Smashing! It’s nothing to write home about, but at least the tracks aren’t showing anymore. In the meantime, she’s been working out at the Millennium Dance Complex on the daily, often teaching classes with little children. Baby steps, no pun intended.
And so, with her father helming the conservatorship, her brother as a co-trustee, and her mother on good terms, Britney is finally being surrounded in the positive energy and love that she was so deprived of for nearly three years. Rumors are popping up that she’s preparing for a tour of major proportions, but my skepticism will not allow such nonsense to be taken into serious consideration. Regardless, I’m proud of my baby, like always.
Photo credit: UBritney
In a show of pure ineptitude, doctors from the UCLA psychiatric ward have decided to release Britney Spears into the wild, despite only four days of hospitalization, claiming that she is no longer in a state of harm to herself or others. The first thing she decided to do? Flock back to the Beverly Hills hotel (her old stomping grounds). While driving, she spoke in her usual manic British accent, flashed her pink underwear, and took pictures of the paparazzi. While inside the building, Adnan Ghalib soon joined her. The two quickly left en route to Britney’s lawyer’s office. Her parents are expected in court tomorrow to strengthen the role of the conservatorship.
If something doesn’t come out of the court case tomorrow, she will undoubtedly lead herself toward self-injury and/or death.
Â·Jamie Spears remains the conservator of Britney’s estate.
Â·Trope & Trope remain the representative lawyers of Britney.
Â·Adam Streisand has been found to have no basis for representing Britney because he was hired during her time inside the UCLA Medical Center, and has been thrown out of the case due to the court’s inability to distinguish Britney’s lucidity. Streisand was also told to tell his aunt that she is “like buttah.”
And finally, Sam Lutfi is to have no contact with Britney, electronic or otherwise.
All in a day’s work.
It pains me to update sometimes. I’m getting a bit bored with the current music scene…is there not any new music coming out to maintain my interest? I cannot listen to Kylie’s X album forever, you realize. I just want more (MOAR?). Yes, more.
Anyway, Britney’s in court. Well, her father is, anyway. And the lawyers she employed during her crazy fits over the past year. They’re fighting her dad, and her dad is fighting the legitimacy of the lawyers. I say throw them all out and hire an entirely independent conservator, free of ties with paparazzi organizations or otherwise. A lofty desire, I know. God, her boobs are gigantic in that shot. That’s what you were thinking. I heard you think it.
Her current lawyer, second cousin of Bah-bra Streisand, has released her financial report, which features Britney’s worth as only $40M. Not only that, but she appears to be involved with some financial issues with Jive and the IRS. As a personal aside, I’d like to exclusively reveal that it’s more than possible that her remaining income can be attributed solely to myself.
The Commish has doubts about the other kind of Streisand, claiming that Britney hired him during her less-than-lucid state of mind, making his appearance somewhat unfounded. And the media circus marches on!
In related news, Sam Lutfi continues to be a fame-seeking slice of lard.