LAYDIESSSSSS.
The C-Squad’s extreme thirst for The Album Formerly Known As One Woman Army is very real, and it only grows stronger with each passing day.
I myself have thrown endless body parties. I’ve been Instagramming in the backseat of every car. I’ve even jumped on the Hot Line to talk to the F-L-Y Fantasy Ride princess herself.
Now, we’ve got another taste of CiCi’s Ciara to keep us briefly satiated: “I’m Out (feat. Nicki Minaj),” the album’s opening track — and this one is a straight up lady jam. Get ready to raise your glasses with Cici and Nicki!
Earlier today, I got on the hotline and spoke with the Thrower of Body Parties, Giver of Fantasy Rides and all-around Crunk-R&B Queen herself, Ciara. You know, as one does.
Why? Well, I wanted to talk about her upcoming record Ciara, obviously—but mostly because I had to get to the bottom of this whole “He Reads” business from the “Body Party” video. I also wanted to know why she’s apparently featured on her own song (“Super Turnt Up”). Oh, and to demand that “Overdose” be released as a single.
I managed to accomplish all three. Let’s get it started.
Ladies and gentlemen: The princess is here.
Ciara Princess Harris, First Lady of Crunk-R&B, has come twerking back once again with the tight new Director X-filmed video for her Mike WiLL Made It-produced Ciara smash, “Body Party.” (RIP One Woman Army—gone, but never forgotten.)
So, come along then: Let us head inside and explore Ciara’s sensual world—a throwback to ’90′s house parties, Atlanta rappers, pool tables, stripteases and sunglasses worn indoors. She reads, bitches!
We, the C-Squad, have been patiently awaiting the release of One Woman Army Ciara for over a year now.
And while the Queen of Crunk-R&B already released the title, tracklisting and flaw-free cover for her upcoming fifth studio album, she’s also been spending a lot of time on her phone—singing “Body Party” in bathrooms, yes—but mostly giving us with dozens of Instagrams riding, working and generally getting super turnt up from the backseat of a car.
It happens frequently. So frequently, in fact, one might even say we’re OVERDOSING on photos of Ciara in the backseat of a car. And so, like Carrie Bradshaw, I got to thinking: Shouldn’t someone do something about this?
Well, I’ve done something about this.
Turn in your fatigues, soldiers: The One Woman Army has been officially dismantled.
This week, reigning Queen of Crunk-R&B Ciara unceremoniously jumped ship (wait, sorry—that’s Navy) and threw away the title of her endlessly delayed fifth studio album, replacing it with something a little more…personal (raw).
And that’s not all: She’s also unveiled the album cover—and it’s bound to have y’all back-bending in your lucite stiletto Converses and F-L-Y fanny packs. Gimmie dat art!
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