The Digital Emancipation of Britney Spears Is Happening (Again)

by Bradley Stern

Britney is being her weird, goofy, introspective self again on social media. This, historically, bodes well.


Britney Spears Is Now A Profoundly Single Mermaid With A Foot Fetish

by Bradley Stern

The mermaid life 🐠 A photo posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Aug 20, 2015 at 11:38am PDT ALL AROUND THE SEA, PRETTY MERMAIDS. WIPE THE SHORE WITH ALL THE CLAMS. WHIP THE TAIL, BRING THE KRILL…WE’RE JUST SO FISHY! Ever since The Legendary Miss Britney Spears became Rainbowney, everything is magical. The fire in… Read the full article


‘Someday (I Will Understand)’: A Look Back at Britney’s Personal Pregnancy Ode A Decade Later

by Bradley Stern

A decade ago, Nostradamusney saw it all in her baby.


Britney Is Rainbowney Now And Everything Is Magical

by Bradley Stern

Ever since Brit debuted her very #trendy mermaid lewk, she’s absolutely slaying the ‘Piece Of Me’ stage. All hail Rainbowney!