Britney Made Tyson Beckford, And Also Me, Her Bitch at ‘Piece Of Me’

by Bradley Stern

There comes a point in every man’s life when the Living Legend he’s worshipped for nearly two decades ties a leash around his neck, throws him down on all fours and drags him across the stage of her Las Vegas residency. That moment, for me, came last weekend. But more on that in just a moment! Because first,… Read the full article

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On Britney and Iggy’s “Pretty Girls” Video…

by Bradley Stern

The Legendary Miss Britney Spears and her new, possibly Australian friend I-G-G-Y have crash-landed with their intergalactic cinematic masterpiece “Pretty Girls,” and one thing’s for certain… THEY’RE JUST SO SILL-AY. No, but really: Support my journey and go read my GIF-by-GIF review on PopCrush. A lot of (good) things are happening. Love you. Praise Godney.… Read the full article

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Britney Looks Like An Easy Earth Girlney With Iggalien Azalea On The “Pretty Girls” Single Art

by Bradley Stern

The Legendary Miss Britney Spears ain’t done with extraterrestrial exploration quite yet. With just a few days to go, a few thirsty Brit Brit stans managed to find the official cover art for “Pretty Girls” a little early on Shazam. And B-Girl’s looking like a pretty gir — uh, alien, y’all. LIKE AN ALLLIIIEEENNN. (#BuyBritneyJeanOniTunes)… Read the full article

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Britney Is Getting Her Own Mobile Game In 2016: 5 Potential Game Ideas

by Bradley Stern

The global outcry for fair and adequate representation of The Legendary Miss Britney Spears within the gaming world has been heard loud and clear…as it very well should be. While the grassroots fan initiative to vote Britney’s Dance Beat Britney into the upcoming installment on Nintendo’s Super Smash Bros. rages on in the trenches of… Read the full article

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“Tom’s Diner” Clip: A Taste Of Britney And Giorgio Moroder’s Left-Lane ‘Deja Vu’ Disco Serving

by Bradley Stern

Duh duh duh da, duh duh duh da… Come on in, sit yourselves down, and allow Giorgio Moroder and The Legendary Miss Britney Spears to serve you some nice, hot cheesy grits and a nice cup o’ sweet tea. With Déjà Vu on the way this June, it’s almost inevitable that the album’s most highly anticipated… Read the full article

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Britney Is Officially Performing At The 2015 Billboard Music Awards

by Bradley Stern

Time to put the rumors to bed & take #PrettyGirls to the stage! CAN’T WAIT to perform w/ @IGGYAZALEA at the #BBMAs! pic.twitter.com/NzWJo0Yu44 — Britney Spears (@britneyspears) April 22, 2015 It’s official, bitch: The Legendary Miss Britney Spears will be performing for the Pretty Girls (and boys) all around the world at the 2015 Billboard Music Awards.  B-Girl… Read the full article

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“Fuckin’ Assholes”: Outburstney Blesses The Lessers In The Crowd At ‘Piece Of Me’

by Bradley Stern

The Legendary Miss Britney Spears is known for jumping over drama and landing on her feet. But every now and then, things get a little #chaotic in concert, leading to what is considered one of the most wonderful Spearitual happenings of all: Outburstney. Where were you when Britney declared Britmas in the middle of March at The… Read the full article

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Britney Could Be A Character In Nintendo’s Next ‘Super Smash Bros.’

by Bradley Stern

You know the fanbase is parched when we’re rallying to get our fave noticed by Nintendo. While the Britney Army not-so-patiently awaits the premiere of the Living Legend’s upcoming collaborations with both disco legend Giorgio Moroder and everyone’s favorite rapper Iggy Azalea (“Pretty Girls”), some fans of The Holy Spearit have since latched on to a poll… Read the full article

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Matthew Koma Confirms He’s Working On Britney’s New Album, Too

by Bradley Stern

Giorgio Moroder. The Invisible Men. And now, Matthew Koma. The Legendary Miss Britney Spears might be taking her sweet, sweet time to slowly but surely work on her forthcoming left-lane artsy fartsy rock opus, but the producers involved keep coming out of the woodwork for Album Nineney. While we cry watching the days (REFERENCE) until B-Girl finally shows us… Read the full article

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