“Fuckin’ Assholes”: Outburstney Blesses The Lessers In The Crowd At ‘Piece Of Me’

by Bradley Stern

The Legendary Miss Britney Spears is known for jumping over drama and landing on her feet. But every now and then, things get a little #chaotic in concert, leading to what is considered one of the most wonderful Spearitual happenings of all: Outburstney. Where were you when Britney declared Britmas in the middle of March at The… Read the full article

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Britney Could Be A Character In Nintendo’s Next ‘Super Smash Bros.’

by Bradley Stern

You know the fanbase is parched when we’re rallying to get our fave noticed by Nintendo. While the Britney Army not-so-patiently awaits the premiere of the Living Legend’s upcoming collaborations with both disco legend Giorgio Moroder and everyone’s favorite rapper Iggy Azalea (“Pretty Girls”), some fans of The Holy Spearit have since latched on to a poll… Read the full article

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Matthew Koma Confirms He’s Working On Britney’s New Album, Too

by Bradley Stern

Giorgio Moroder. The Invisible Men. And now, Matthew Koma. The Legendary Miss Britney Spears might be taking her sweet, sweet time to slowly but surely work on her forthcoming left-lane artsy fartsy rock opus, but the producers involved keep coming out of the woodwork for Album Nineney. While we cry watching the days (REFERENCE) until B-Girl finally shows us… Read the full article

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Britney Hits The Car Wash For Day 2 Of “Pretty Girls” Video Shoot

by Bradley Stern

The Legendary Miss Britney Spears is at the car wash, y’all! (The enduring impact of Legend X‘s Shark Tale soundtrack contribution!) The Pretty Girl and her galpal I-G-G-Y had some fun pushin’ hot Bugatti Jeep whips around LA yesterday afternoon lookin’ like the new cast members of Bravo’s Real Housewives Of MILF County, and today, B’s headed down to the car… Read the full article

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Britney Rolls Up, Rolls Windows Down And Teases New “Pretty Girls” Lyrics

by Bradley Stern

The Legendary Miss Britney Spears is lookin’ real pretty these days, isn’t she? So pretty! After posing with some Pretty Girls in a dance studio just yesterday (REFERENCE), Brit Brit took to Twitter this afternoon to go boom boom bay-beh and pick us up in her Muhsaydays in a parking lot (fun fact: every car that B-Girl gets… Read the full article

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Britney On Twitter: “Aren’t These Girls Pretty?”

by Bradley Stern

Aren’t these girls pretty?pic.twitter.com/WFwS0IPXnZ — Britney Spears (@britneyspears) April 8, 2015 Y’all, The Legendary Miss Britney Spears wants to know somethin’: Aren’t these girls pretty? So pretty! In fact, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say B-Girl and those other Pretty Girls are right in the middle of Rehearsalney mode in the dance studio. Hm!… Read the full article

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Britney Spears Walks Into Glass Door For 1.5 Second ‘Funny Or Die’ April Fool’s Day Dips Video

by Bradley Stern

There are two kinds of people in the world: The ones who entertain, and the ones who walk into doors. However, there is one person — nay, an angel sent from Heaven On Earth — who manages to do both at the same time: The Legendary Miss Britney Spears. Today, The Holy Spearit continues her exhaustive “Pretty Girls”… Read the full article

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Britney Covers ‘People Magazine’ With Her Boys, Confirms New Single With Iggy Azalea Out May 5

by Bradley Stern

After reigning supreme on the cover of Billboard for the first time to talk her game-changing run with Piece Of Me in Las Vegas (over $45 million and counting, bitch!) while wait-and-seeing fans’ hopes and dreams for Album Nineney to materialize any time soon (hey, it’s her prerogative), The Legendary Miss Britney Spears is now putting her derriere… Read the full article

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Britney Covers Billboard Magazine, Says Album 9 Is Coming But “Not My Full Priority Right Now”

by Bradley Stern

It’s Billboardney, bitch. For the first time ever (shockingly), The Legendary Miss Britney Spears graces the cover of tomorrow’s Billboard Magazine, out March 13. And inside, she’s opening up about the proposed artsy fartsy left-lane follow-up to her under-the-radar mixtape Britney Jean….which…isn’t an album quite yet. …Nor is recording said album her “full priority” at the moment. But whenever she… Read the full article

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Britney Rakes In $45 Million With ‘Piece Of Me’ Residency In Las Vegas In Her First Year, Remains Exceptional Earner

by Bradley Stern

When she isn’t too busy stealing the spotlight at the Super Bowl with her iconic sporting anthem “Oh Oh”, recording the artsy fartsy left-lane follow-up to experimental indie mixtape Britney Jean, meeting at the collision of glamour and romance for her Brintimates collection, being a selfless charitable angel or eternally sitting on her vintage Moroderney collaboration, The Legendary Miss Britney Spears is generating lots and… Read the full article

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