Category — Kim Zolciak

Yesterday, Britney attended the White Party in Palm Springs, an LGBT party featuring performances by Agnes and Kim Zolciak. From her Twitter:

At the White Party in Palm Springs. Sooooo fun!!! About to check out Agnes. -Brit

BreatheHeavy claims the above shot of Britney is her reaction to an emotional speech. Aww…

She later changed her outfit during the event which, if it were anyone else, might be considered odd. Since it is Britney, everything is all clear and we can all go on about our business as usual.

Click here to watch a video of Britney in action that consists of five actual seconds of Britney sipping a water bottle, followed by a full, terrible performance of “Tardy for the Party” by Kim Zolciak and a bunch of half-naked gays.

Journalism at its finest, E! Online.

Every now and then, there comes a time in our society when a song is released that changes the world.

This is one of those times.

Kim Zolciak‘s “Tardy for the Party” isn’t merely ‘just another dance song’–it’s a new way of life.

The song speaks to an entirely new generation of sound, crushing the formulaic robo-noise of contemporary radio while at the same time challenging notions of sexuality, conformity and racial tension.

If I were told to rank this song against all modern music, it would probably weigh in somewhere between John Lennon‘s “Imagine” and The Beach Boys‘ “Good Vibrations.”

THIS IS WHAT REAL MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE, PEOPLE.

For all these reasons and more, I am thrilled to present a delicious cut of the original, the Dave Wrangler remix. If you thought the original was good, check this bad boy out–there’s even sound bytes at the beginning!

DL: Kim Zolciak – Tardy for the Party (Dave Wrangler Remix)