I am sick as a dog–and just in time for the holidays, no less! As a result, I’m confined to my quarters once more, where I’ve been steadily hacking and wheezing in solace. Death is rapidly approaching.

The silence has got me thinking however, and I realized that I haven’t done anything truly special for Christmas at MuuMuse.

While I find myself conjuring more phlegm than holiday cheer at the moment, I’ve endeavored to create the quintessential collection of holiday tracks to lift our spirits. I’ve no doubt that this little grouping will act as the surefire remedy to any winter-induced illnesses or blues.

Without further ado,

The Happy Homosexual’s Holiday Heralding: A Very Special Christmas Collection

Britney Spears – My Only Wish (This Year) (Mediafire)
Girls Aloud – I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday (Mediafire)
Madonna – Santa Baby (Mediafire)
Cher ft. Rosie O’ Donnell – Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home) (Mediafire)
BoA – Meri Kuri (Mediafire)
Dannii Minogue – I’ll Be Home For Christmas (Mediafire)
Lady Gaga – Christmas Tree (Mediafire)
Pet Shop Boys – It Doesn’t Often Snow At Christmas (Mediafire)
Savage Garden – Last Christmas (Mediafire)
Goldfrapp – Winter Wonderland (Mediafire)
Destiny’s Child – Carol Of The Bells (Mediafire)
Kylie Minogue – Santa Baby (Mediafire)

And to drive it all home,

Apparently, Nickelodeon is taking the teen pregnancy special idea seriously. According to the Associated Press, Linda Ellerbee (Remember her from Nick News? No, I used to change the channel when it came on too, but I knew her face) thinks it’s important to address the issue.

Many of our feelings may be best expressed from a child’s perspective. Look at what Rosie O’Donnell (and her daughter) had to say from her blog. WARNING: Cryptic Rosie dialogue approaches:

KC writes:
AS a celeb & mom what do U think Nick should do about Zoey 101? UR kids dont watch tv, but will they hear about this?

here is how it went

mama u know the lady with the umbrella
and no hair
here sister is a teenager and she is having twin babies

and what do u think about that chels

teenagers can have babies?

yes they can
and it is never a good idea

well she said
y didnt she take pills that make u not have a baby

hmmmmmmm

And you, what do you think?