Selegendary Gomezmerizing is about to make us both hit the lights and trip the light fantastic.
The “Love You Like A Love Song” pop princess first got us breaking a sweat back in April with the premiere her sulty summer seduction anthem, “Come & Get It.” She then caused the Earth’s water supply to quickly evaporate—leading to a year without rain, naturally—thanks to the unbelievably stunning, floral and flowing garb-filled accompanying video last week.
Now, Miss Gomez has set her heavenly eyes on the dance floor with a slew of remixes guaranteed to have her skyrocketing to the top position on the Billboard Dance/Club Play Songs chart in no time. Like, easily.
Selegendary Gomezmerizing has learned well from the teachings of her idols.
The Spring Breakers starlet, “Off The Chain” chanteuse and full-time Britney Spears and Cheryl Cole stan just took her pop princess title to the next level in the video for her Top 30 (so far!) Bollywood-infused smash, “Come & Get It,” evoking the sensual seduction of both Chezza and The Holy Spearit while doing so.
Fasten your wigs tightly and make sure your flaw jar is filled, because there’s none to be found here.
So baybeh, wheneva you’re readaaaay…
Last night, in the grand tradition of the MTV Movie Awards, we the true lovers of music suffered through about 2-1/2 hours of non-music related award show shenanigans, fat jokes and genitalia gross-out gags aplenty—all to see if anyone could ever possibly surpass the greatness of Lindsay Lohan‘s 2004 MTV Movie Awards performance.
And, for the 9th year in a row, no one did. (Kylie Minogue was in the audience though, so there was that!)
After a year without rain, the drought has finally ended—thanks to an unexpected early leak from the heavens.
That’s right: Selengenda Gomezmerizing‘s “Come & Get It” has arrived. (It’s still not a Dannii Minogue cover, but it’s fine.)
While listening to the song for the first time, you might find yourself pondering aloud: “Hey, this sounds a lot like a Rihanna banga that I’d find somewhere on Talk That Talk! Also, why am I talking to myself?” Well, there’s a good reason for that.
The track was penned by Ester Dean and produced by Stargate, the same winning team behind “S&M,” “What’s My Name?” “Only Girl (In The World)” and “Rude Boy” among others. It’s very, very obviously a Rihanna reject that didn’t make the cut for her moodier, less accessible Unapologetic—even down to the actual lyrics: “Hate the way I love you”? REFERENCE.
Nonetheless, the Latina Goddess of Rain and Love Songs tackles the track with ease, moaning and groaning her way through every “na, na, na” and “ay, ay, ay.” She’s no stranger to songs that get stuck on re-pe-pe-pe-peat, after all!
HIT THE LIGHTS AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
Selegenda Gomezmerizing, Goddess of Rain and Love Songs, is just a mere days away now from her return to the music scene with her new single, “Come & Get It” (which is neither a Dannii Minogue cover nor an ode to Rachel Stevens–but that’s fine.)
After teasing the cover art (very In The Zone font-meets-”Scream & Shout” promo, really), and about 10 seconds of an instrumental earlier in the week, the radiant “Round & Round” songstress has graced us with a 30-second taste of the new track—and it sounds quite major so far.