The Millionaires

MuuMuse Approved: Cassie – King of Hearts

"King of Hearts" has been a long time coming--from leaked demos, to video previews, to grainy fan videos sent in from Kanye West's DJ sets overseas, to official remixes--but now, Cassie's major comeback single has ...

Win A Custom Lana Del Rey Tote!

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MuuMuse Excluusive: Preview Garçon Garçon’s “Hollywood Song (feat. Cazwell)” Off Upcoming EP

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Win The W.E. Original Motion Picture Soundtrack and Mini-Poster! (Giveaway)

In case you hadn't already heard, Madonna's been busy writing and directing a movie over the past 3 years called W.E. (Want to read about my experience at the film's screening in NYC? Warning: I ...

Win A Copy of Lana Del Rey’s Born To Die! (Album Giveaway)

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Lana Del Rey: Born To Die (Album Review)

Everyone's got something to say about Lana Del Rey. In Late June, the cut-and-paste clip for the singer's "Video Games"--then just a buzz track--dropped with a thud onto YouTube. Spliced between old movie sequences, paparazzi clips ...

My Date to The Movies With Madonna: The NYC Premiere of W.E.

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Kate Havnevik Delivers “Mouth 2 Mouth” (Single Review)

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In Defense of Lana Del Rey

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Rising UK Girl Group Stooshe Gets Naughty on “Love Me (feat. Travie McCoy)”

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The Millionaires

Alcoholic Whores Not Named Tila Tequila

by Bradley Stern
filed under: Hot Pink Delorean, The Millionaires, Uffie

If you’ve not heard already heard of The Millionaires, don’t fret–you’re really not missing much. The talentless trio of teenyboppers can be likened to an American interpretation of Amy Winehouse, if you removed the beehive and the talent and divided by three.

Alright, let’s face it–they’re just whores.

The nice thing is that when you send their slap-happy tunes through the Hot Pink Delorean remix ringer and “put a donk on it” (as they say in the industry), you end up with a pretty tight, Uffie-like dancefloor killer. (PS: Uffie, where art thou?!)

Just be careful not to spill your alcohol!

DL: The Millionaires -I Move It (Hot Pink Delorean Remix)

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