Björk Is Releasing A New Album In March Called ‘Vulnicura’

by Bradley Stern

Björk, Icelandic deity and creator of all things divine and strange, is releasing a new album in March. The endlessly innovative, ceaselessly bizarre diva announced the news quite casually via a handwritten note on Twitter earlier this evening, as Björk would likely do in this day and age. The album will be called Vulnicura, which… Read the full article

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Legendtina To Deliver “Caviar Ratchet” Follow-Up To ‘Lotus’

by Bradley Stern

LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (New York, NY) — GRAMMY Award-winning Latina songstress, “Can’t Hold Us Down” women’s rights warrior, former employee of Mickey Mouse and true lover of natural birth cakes Legendtina Maria Nina Desnudate Goduilera is going “caviar ratchet” on her forthcoming follow-up to Lotus, which is considered by most respected members of the media to… Read the full article

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Ivy Levan’s “Biscuit”: At Last, An Anthem For True Lovers Of Biscuit Kissing

by Bradley Stern

We’ve had plenty of years in pop dedicated to boobs. Just look at Katy Perry‘s entire career! Last year was all about the booty, thanks to Jennifer Lopez, Nicki Minaj and Meghan Trainor. Now, here’s the big question: Is 2015 the Year Of The Biscuit? Ivy Levan presents a rather compelling case. The Arkansas-bred “Swamp… Read the full article

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Zara Larsson’s ‘Uncover EP': The Most Important EP By A Swedish Pop Star With A Condom On Her Leg You Will Hear Today

by Bradley Stern

Check out this awesome Album Premiere from Zara Larsson! Zara Larsson accidentally got famous the other day for putting a condom on her leg and has since become a Feminist Icon, but it wasn’t always this way. In fact, pre-condom leg, the 17-year-old was only known for her singer-songstressing, having won Sweden’s Got Talent in… Read the full article

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Madonna Is Officially Performing At The Grammys This Year

by Bradley Stern

Rebel Hearts see you Feb 8th @theGRAMMYs #GRAMMY's ❤️#rebelheart Ein von Madonna (@madonna) gepostetes Foto am Jan 12, 2015 at 8:04 PST The Grammys are now worth your time: The Rebel Heart herself, Madonna, will be living for love live on stage for the very first time. Although there’ve been rumors swirling ’round for weeks… Read the full article

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“Too Young To Remember”: Florrie Flashes Back To The Good Ol’ Days

by Bradley Stern

Florrie! She’s back at it again. The talented Xenomania in-house drummer-turned-solo starlet has been supplying EP after EP of sonic goodness for years now, including her fabulous 2014 cuts “Little White Lies” and “Free Falling.” The ever-fashionable siren’s now teamed up with H&M to supply the candy-coated visual for a brand new song called “Too… Read the full article

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“Talking Body” Video: Tove Lo Sets Her Body Free

by Bradley Stern

If “Habits (Stay High)” was able to claw its way up to #3 in America last year, then Tove Lo‘s “Talking Body” truly ought to be the Swedish songbird’s first #1 hit this year. The sexy Queen Of The Clouds standout represents all things Tove: Unforgettable pop hooks, drunken mood swings and an oh-so-blunt brand… Read the full article

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“Heartbeat Song”: Kelly Clarkson Doesn’t Miss A Beat (Single Review)

by Bradley Stern

Grab your stethoscopes and hang tight to your defibrillator paddles, because Kelly Clarkson, born Kellegendary Clarkslay-Blackstopulent, is bringing our pulses up, up, up, up all night long. It’s been one long and painful week o’ teasers leading up to this moment (a moment like this, if you will), but Mrs. Clarkson-Blackstock’s long-awaited lead single from… Read the full article

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Victoria Beckham’s 73 Questions For ‘Vogue’ Video Is Funnier Than You Could Possibly Imagine

by Bradley Stern

Over the past two decades, “Let Your Head Go” chanteuse Victoria Beckham has successfully transitioned from being one-fifth of The Spice Girls to short-lived solo pop starlet to reality show darling to Legitimate Fashion Designer. (That being said, friendship never ends: Once a Spice, forever a Spice.) She is also hilarious. Comedy gold, if you… Read the full article

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“Don’t Kill The Fun (Feat. Chris Brown)”: Sevyn Streeter Keeps The Party Going

by Bradley Stern

Sevyn Streeter‘s “It Won’t Stop” was, undeniably, one of my favorite songs of 2013. (And it’s such a jam, still.) After dropping her debut Call Me Crazy, But… EP back in December of that year, the talented singer-songwriter, who has written for everyone from Ariana Grande to Kelly Rowland, delivered one more single from the… Read the full article

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