“Aquarius”: Tinashe Brings It Back With A Homemade Visual On Her Birthday

by Bradley Stern

Before “2 On,” before Aquarius and before fire hot collaborations with Nick Jonas, there was a mixtape-making sensual songstress named Tinashe paving her own sound and style over the years. It worked to get her where she is now…and lucky enough for us, she hasn’t changed one bit. Today (well, technically yesterday) is Tinashe’s birthday.… Read the full article


Watch Madonna’s “Living For Love” On YouTube Like A Normal Internet Person

by Bradley Stern

Did Madonna‘s confounding Snapchat premiere of her “Living For Love” video have you angrily roaring obscenities at the sun and hurling your blasted mobile contraption into the sea, cursing the day photo messaging networks were ever invented? Same. Luckily, it’s now available to watch in Normal Human Internet ways, via the YouTube. Now that the… Read the full article


Madonna’s Living For Love” Video Is On Snapchat: Here’s How To Watch

by Bradley Stern

Because Madonna is the Queen Of Innovation, Reinvention and Dick Pics, she and her team have turned to everyone’s favorite unflattering silly double chin face/nude-sending transient photo service Snapchat to premiere the video for her Rebel Heart lead single, “Living For Love.” According to the press release: “FOR THE NEXT 24-HOURS THE SNAP CHANNEL IS… Read the full article


Rihanna Channels ‘JAWS’ For March 2015 Issue Of ‘Harper’s Bazaar’

by Bradley Stern

“I’M ABOUT FOURFIVESECONDS FROM CHOMPIN’.” – Bruce The Shark In case you didn’t see it yesterday, there’s a very cool and urban trend brewing in pop music for 2015: #SHARKPOP, as first invented in 2013 by The Legendary Miss Britney Spears. When Instagram Illuminati High Priestess-Turned-Folk-Pop Singer-Songwriter Rihanna teased a photo from her forthcoming photo… Read the full article


Britney Continues To Flaunt Hot Bodeh With Elma From The Brintimates Collection

by Bradley Stern

May I introduce to you #Elma for @IntimateBritney, the first pieces of many in the SS15 collection. Coming soon! pic.twitter.com/xfNrCLiGpz — Britney Spears (@britneyspears) February 5, 2015 A proven truth, as first developed by Professor BJ Spears of Urban University in Cool, Nevada: The more you work (bitch), the hotter your bodeh becomes. Accordingly, The… Read the full article


SHARKPOP: Are Sharks The New Thing In Pop Music For 2015?

by Bradley Stern

Sharks: Are they the thing now? Answer: It certainly seems that way, yes. Let us explore this trend in depth — no pun intended. EXHIBIT A Name: Katy Perry Occupation: Winky face emoji come to life Shark exposure: Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Show Shark in question: EXHIBIT B Name: Rihanna Occupation: Indie folk-pop singer-songwriter Shark exposure:… Read the full article


DJ Mustard Just Made Rihanna’s “FourFiveSeconds” A Hell Of A Lot More Enjoyable

by Bradley Stern

Are you not entirely bowled over by Instagram Illuminati Navy High Priestess Rihanna‘s new P!nk impression, “FourFiveSeconds”? That’s okay! DJ Mustard‘s on the Rih, heaux. The “2 On” producer (along with DJ Iknoso, DJ Freedo and Shuck) has gone and given RiRi, Yeezy and Macca‘s acoustic folk jam session a sparkly electro-trap-lite makeover, resulting in… Read the full article


Madonna’s Album Leaked (Again), But Let’s All Stop Our Lives And Focus On This E-Petition

by Bradley Stern

Madonna, Queen Of Pop, has an album coming out in March. It’s called Rebel Heart. Actually, it’s already come out once before in demo form last year. But don’t worry! It’s all being polished off and finis — oh, well, it’s all leaked again last night. Try as they might, Team Madge just can’t seem… Read the full article


A Thirsty Peruvian Tabloid Star Tried To Steal Fifth Harmony’s Spotlight On ‘The Today Show’

by Bradley Stern

Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Fifth Harmony came to the Today Show early this morning to perform “Sledgehammer,” the latest single off of their debut album Reflection, which was just released today. The girls all looked and sounded fantastic, and their performance was entirely on point…aside from a… Read the full article


“Nothing But A Heartbeat”: Say Lou Lou Deliver Their Latest Dreamy Masterpiece

by Bradley Stern

Say Lou Lou, your favorite dream-pop Aussie-Swedish sister duo, continues to Slay Lou Lou. They’ve done it with “Maybe You” and “Julian.” Their Tame Impala cover. With “Beloved” and “Better In The Dark.” With “Everything We Touch.” With their Daft Punk cover. So really, who could possibly be surprised that their latest single, “Nothing But… Read the full article