“Instant Crush” Video: Natalie Imbruglia Has The Realest Dinner Ever

by Bradley Stern

Queen Natalie Imbruglia — yes, of “Torn fame — is releasing a new album in July called Male. It’s a record of covers of all male songs, which isn’t entirely what you might WANT to hear from the White Lillies Island chanteuse, but don’t let that upset you too much. If the lead single and video from the LP… Read the full article

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Dance, Sex, Funk: Slow Knights Heat Things Up With ‘Living In A Dark World’

by Bradley Stern

Back in 2013, Scissor Sisters‘ own Del Marquis enlisted a troupe of talented singer-songwriters — including Bright Light Bright Light, Xavier and Bridget Barkan — to form a NYC-based collective called Slow Knights and released a record called Cosmos. Two years later, the group’s come together for a second time this spring for a second, more ambitious, more dark and more saucy collection called Living In… Read the full article

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Legendtina, Queen Of Country, Makes ACM Awards Relevant With Performance Of #Vers Cowboy Sex Anthem, “Shotgun”

by Bradley Stern

LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (Dallas, TX) — GRAMMY® Award-winning singer, undisputed Queen Of Country and winner of People Magazine‘s Most Likely To Be The Only Worthwhile Part Of Watching This Season Of Nashville Legendtina Christina Maria Nina Desnudate Goduilera performed during this evening’s ACM Awards, which most critics are now dubbing the All Christina Music Awards [citation… Read the full article

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“Déjà Vu”: Sia And Giorgio Moroder Turn Familiar Feelings Into Disco Euphoria

by Bradley Stern

Giorgio Moroder, disco icon, is responsible for crafting some of the most iconic releases of the past century, including Donna Summer‘s “I Feel Love,” Blondie‘s “Call Me” and Irene Cara‘s “Flashdance… What a Feeling.” Sia, singing-songwriting legend, is responsible for penning and singing some of the most iconic releases of the past decade, including David… Read the full article

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Avril Lavigne Returns To Music With Uplifting Special Olympics Anthem, “Fly”

by Bradley Stern

Avril Lavigne is really a sweet, sweet angel sent from above. You see, Av’s been mostly gone for more than a minute now ever since she released her underrated self-titled 2013 record. (Well, apart from supplying that witchy video for “Give You What You Like,” the anthem of iconic teen escort Lifetime original, Babysitter’s Black Book.) But the reason is actually… Read the full article

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Honor Debuts Emotional Video For Her First Single, “Never Off”

by Bradley Stern

So, remember Honor, the elusive chanteuse I first wrote about a few weeks ago who lost her USB stick on the train, which was miraculously recovered by a YouTuber? #TeamInternet After releasing her debut single “Never Off,” the ethereal pop crooner has just released an accompanying visual for the tune…and it goes there. Think you’ve… Read the full article

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“Fuckin’ Assholes”: Outburstney Blesses The Lessers In The Crowd At ‘Piece Of Me’

by Bradley Stern

The Legendary Miss Britney Spears is known for jumping over drama and landing on her feet. But every now and then, things get a little #chaotic in concert, leading to what is considered one of the most wonderful Spearitual happenings of all: Outburstney. Where were you when Britney declared Britmas in the middle of March at The… Read the full article

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Katharine McPhee Is About To Make A Major Pop Comeback

by Bradley Stern

My, it’s awfully warm in here. I think I’m burning up, actually. Does anyone else feel a…McPheever coming on? Yes, that’s right: Katharine “Open Toes” McPhee has been quietly preparing to make a major pop comeback right under our noses — err, lips. The Smash goddess, responsible for providing us with almighty club anthem “Touch Me,”… Read the full article

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A New JoJo Song Called “Far From Heaven” Fell From The Clouds, Thank The Lord Above

by Bradley Stern

At this point, we should all be well aware of the fact that no musical comeback is more crucial than that of Queen JoJo. Except for Queen Janet. But aside from Miss Jackson, it’s all about The Return Of Jo. Any mere morsel of new music that might somehow drop down from the pearly gates and bless our ears at this… Read the full article

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Paris Hilton Just Teased Her New Song “High Off My Love,” And It’s Already Everything

by Bradley Stern

You ready to get #HighOffMyLove? Coming soon… A video posted by Paris Hilton (@parishilton) on Apr 15, 2015 at 1:12pm PDT TURN IT UP AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN. Goddess Paris Hilton, Queen Of Drunk Texts And Good Times, is getting ready to release her new single, “High Off My Love”…and from the look and… Read the full article

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