Behold: She is coming soon.
When she hasn’t been working on her #secretproject with Steven Klein and getting chummy with Frank Ocean, Katy Perry and Sky Ferreira at the MET Gala (and showing up everyone in the building by actually knowing the definition of “punk”), Madonna has been working her minions to the bone preparing her upcoming MDNA Tour DVD, which was filmed in Miami last year—and it’s all finally coming together.
Hang on to your promotional Mi Reflejo red hair extensions, fans.
Legendtina María Chiquita Banana Nina Pinta Santamaria Whatsaladygaga Goduilera, TIME’s Most Influential Artist of Ever, has returned to her Latina roots.
Latina Magazine‘s 2000 Entertainer of the Year has teamed up with renowned Mexican singer Alejandro Fernández, resulting in a duet for the ages: A cover of Miguel Gallardo‘s 1975 classic, “Hoy tengo ganas de ti.”
IT’S FITNEY, BITCH.
The #Album8Promo has just begun (having its fun).
After will.i.am spilled the brit.n.ey beans last week (which we decided isn’t completely the worst), Britney‘s found yet another way to get inside our dirty minds: The cover of the June issue of Shape Magazine.
Selegendary Gomezmerizing has learned well from the teachings of her idols.
The Spring Breakers starlet, “Off The Chain” chanteuse and full-time Britney Spears and Cheryl Cole stan just took her pop princess title to the next level in the video for her Top 30 (so far!) Bollywood-infused smash, “Come & Get It,” evoking the sensual seduction of both Chezza and The Holy Spearit while doing so.
Fasten your wigs tightly and make sure your flaw jar is filled, because there’s none to be found here.
So baybeh, wheneva you’re readaaaay…
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, TAKE OFF THE ROSE COLORED GLASSES AND ARCH YOUR BACK.
Kelendria Rowland, Original Grown Woman, has just premiered the album cover for her hotly anticipated fourth studio album, Talk A Good Game, due out in June.