An Incredibly In-Depth Guide to The Amazing Video for Joe Jonas Debut Single, “See No More”

SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

It’s the video premiere for Joe Jonas‘ debut single, “See No More”!

So, some real dramz has gone down en La Casa de Jonas. They been breaking dishes up in here all night, and there’s some ugly dress hanging up on the wall, and everything’s just looking really weird and bleak and whatnot. Most importantly, Joey Jonas is pissed.

You see, my poor boo has been left to wander ’round his abandoned, windowless house while this creepy ass, dark-haired ho looking like some Sadako-crawling-out-of-the-TV Ringu bullshit keeps on twirling outside the building, conjuring up dust storms and dancing in the dark, just waiting for the perfectly opportunity to eat his face off.

BUT HE AIN’T AFRAID. HE JUST MAD.
So he’s willing to take a peek (or maybe a leak?) outside.

But then, OH GOD–the dress has caught fire! And the stiletto is on fire! And the chair is on fire! And Joe is ON FIYAH!

Well almost, but then he stands up and he’s not near the fire anymore.

BUT HE’S STILL VERY MAD AND NOW VERY SAD TOO. So he starts walking through the dust storm! You can tell he’s been at the gym working off the stresses of the day from this crazy ass bitch ’cause he looking rull cute and fit as hell, right?

AND THEN A FUCKING WALL JUST FUCKING BLOWS UP.

But he’s fine. Still mad, tho.

Ghost bitch fades away, and then that’s basically it.

In conclusion: I wonder how Demi Lovato feels about all this.

(On the serious, amazing video for an amazing debut song, Joe! You’re skipping leap and bounds towards becoming one of the leading solo male pop artists in the game already! GO JOE, GO!)

“See No More” was released on June 13. (iTunes)

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