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Rihanna Unveils Wordy “R” Logo for New Era

Illuminati Princess Rihanna has just unveiled the brand new logo for her upcoming era on Twitter this evening.

As we know from the past, the Rated R “R” logo was cold and metallic. The LOUD “R” logo was warm and colorful. And this one?

Well, it’s an “R” made out of words. That much is clear, but I still can’t quite pick out the exact words/sentences…I see “Talk” thrown into the mix several times. Looks a bit…academic!

Maybe she’s just throwing shade at Beyonce‘s “Schoolin’ Life.” Or perhaps she’s going to bust out a pair of thick-rimmed Lisa Loeb glasses and start speak-singing poetry for the entire record (“And have miles to go before I sleep…BOOM CUNT!!!). OR MAYBE SHE WANTS TO PLAY TEACHER AND SPANK US ALL WITH A RULER!!!

Who knows? It’s Rihanna, ho…therefore it is objectively amazing.

WORDS, THEY CUT LIKE A KNIFE, CUT INTO MY LIFE…

LOUD was released in November of 2010. (iTunes)