Excuse Me Sir, But I Believe Your Disco Stick Is Showing.

Filed in: Beyonce, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Janet Jackson, Lady Gaga, Madonna

God, this woman’s just churning these puppies out, now isn’t she? Yes Muusers…For better or (quite possibly) for worse, it’s time again for some Gaga.

And now, a rundown of moments and counts.

“BRITNEY DID IT” moment: 0:07.
“MADONNA DID IT” moment: 2:03.
“JANET DID IT” moment: 3:25.
“DID GAGA JUST DO THAT?” moment: 2:23.
Most Epic Moment Ever Recorded At A Turnstile: 1:22.
“Isn’t that…Christina Aguilera?” moment: 2:30.
Does alternative eye wear meet or rival that of Beyoncé‘s “Diva”: Yes.
Count of awkward, jitter-like dance moves: Buttloads.
Count of seconds devoted to the oft-name dropped “disco stick”: Not nearly enough…Not nearly enough.
Count of lesbian indulgences: 1.
Count of shameless brand advertising: 3.
Count of shameless vagina flashes: 3.
Count of pairs of pants for the Gaga: 0.

Overall: 8.55 / 10

And that’s that.

One more thing: I would like for someone to buy me a disco stick in the near future.

8 comments

1 Mikeyblogs { 02.14.09 at 3:11 am }

I would just like to say that this is the most entertaining music video review I’ve ever read lol

2 xolondon { 02.14.09 at 8:01 am }

Child, you shilling for gaga now!?

3 Proud East Coast Liberal { 02.14.09 at 8:04 am }

Excellent post. Loved it. – Sebbe

4 Brad { 02.14.09 at 10:25 am }

XO,

I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore.

The things she does to my mind!

5 AutomaticTLC { 02.14.09 at 1:47 pm }

lmao @ the rundown.

6 Mandizzle { 02.17.09 at 3:13 pm }

Just wanted to let you know, love, at 2:55 she is, in fact, wearing pants.
But it took me like 30 seconds to realize that wasn’t Christina Aguilera…which is weird haha.

Love you!
-Amanda

7 Brad { 02.17.09 at 6:33 pm }

Gasp–You’re quite right!

Her grandmother must be confused.

8 Jordan { 02.17.09 at 10:25 pm }

Pants pants pants! On Joanne! Shocking, huh?

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